Drowsily, But Comfortably 🌙

great I was in the middle of a very sweet dead boy detective fic to try and cope with the bad news . . . time to search for some good old tumblr one shots I guess

Aww Melanie called Alice Sams better half just like Georgie called her that is so cute I can't

Alice: we shouldn't get more involved in this

Sam & Celia: we need to investigate

Colin:

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

rip colin he would have loved that joke

it’s your choice now.

tw: gore. great. i just ate

why am i still surprised

[it really is beautiful — read it here: https://medium.com/@regalmiscreant/an-open-letter-to-those-awaiting-a-queer-story-with-a-happy-ending-c69fcdb213b3]

'that lady could've killed your coworkers!' - 'well you never explicitly told me to not endanger my coworkers so whats the problem?'

at least gwen has her priorities sorted

all the people that ship Jon x therapy how are we feeling!