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Can you do top 5 jaz turned on moments ? I find it super funny to see her so frustrated lmao

anonymous asked: Top 5 obviously horny jaz ?

yall I’m gonna be honest with you, I prayed to get this top 5 question so bad! And I got two lol. flozmin fandom doesn’t disappoint!

*no quiero quedarme con ganas de hacer nada de lo que quiero* babe was so frustrated. She’s like “well well great great that kiss was great, fuck my vajajay is getting hot lets eat a tomato”. And I die everytime when Javo comes in and she’s like “oh nothing happened here, no no no, we’re eating tomatos lol I’m a little sweaty, that’s it yes yes” and you can see the lipstick on her chin. And THEN in their last scene when she asks Flor to go with her to El Tigre…the way she says “Just the two of us.” dioooooos mio, she so wanted to fuck she even made up a metaphor for sex (because my soft lesbian is smooth like that) “are you ready for the sky to come down to earth?” biiiiiitch, she was definitely horny all day.

*va a ser mejor que yo me vaya* okay, the more I talk about this scene, the more I love it. I already said this in my top 5 flozmin kisses answer but I need to say this again: JAZ NEEDED TO LEAVE BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T CONTROL HERSELF ANYMORE, if she didn’t leave they would have fucked. Just look at her! She needs to stop mid-sentece to collect herself and when Flor touches her to clean the lipstick she closes her eyes to calm down. LOOK AT THE BREATH SHE TAKES. dios mio.

*strawberry kiss* So it’s canon by now that when she invites Flor to El Tigre she wants to get some. This was an hard one because I didn’t know if I liked this horny!Jaz more or the one from the previous episode (when she actually invites Flor), but at the end I figured out that’s more drunk!Jaz (who’s always kinda horny tbh) than horny!Jaz. Okay, This smooth fucker was horny from the day before! She bought strawberries just to set the sexy mood. Go watch this scene and look at the way she stares at her glass after telling Flor to get the strawberries BITCH WAS READY! She even smiles to herself! And the way she chooses the “right” strawberry, lol Jaz please don’t pretend you don’t know what’s the point of all of this. She had everything already planned! And it took her 1 second to push Flor on the bench! Bitch was thirsty as fuck.

*aggressive!Flor* Jaz’s voice after this kiss was SO FUCKING LOW!!!! oh my god! And I love the fact that she needs to keep her eyes closed a little longer to collect herself. In her brain she’s like “bitch you need to calm down you can’t fuck her at her sister’s house”. I love it. juli’s acting is so good I feel blessed. Her voice, the breath she lets out, the fact that she goes after Flor’s lips at the end even if she knows she shouldn’t be doing this. I don’t know, everything screams turned on as fuck to me.

*¿vamos a casa?* And this one!! The one time Flor needed to stop her cause Jaz was so lost in the moment she would have fucked her wife right there on the kitched counter. I mean, poor girl was thinking about the locker room scene. GIIIIIIIIRL. And then ooooooOOOOOoo the way she says “¿Vamos a casa?” after the kiss was sexy as fuck, you can just FEEL how turned on she was.

Flor drives her crazy yall and I LOVE IT!

okay this scene is not horny!Jaz but it just popped up in my brain while I was writing this so… have this beautiful moment in which we find out that Jaz knows how to set the sexy mood perfectly. and just let sink in that she wanted to see her wife in THAT just to have the plasure to take it off!!! YALL! DONE! BYE!

-:“Baby, I love and adore you. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.” Prompts-:

(Did I feel single af while writing these? Yes, yes I did. But tag me when you write these anyway :)

By @me-writes-prompts

“They don’t know you, love. They don’t know how much we love each other. Let them think what they want to. It doesn’t matter, you know why? Because you are enough. We are enough.”

“I look so bad today.” “No, no. You look great in that outfit. You look beautiful.”

“I don’t want you to be perfect, sweetheart. I want you to be who you are.”

“We can’t make this work because I’m scared. I am so scared that I will ruin everything that we have.” “I know you’re scared, but so am I. We will work through this, okay? And you won’t ruin anything. You could never.”

“What if your family doesn’t like me? What should I do to make them like me?” “You don’t have to do anything, you’re good enough just as you are. And I’m sure they’ll love you.”

Person A is insecure about their hair, Person B helps them style it and compliment just how good the hair looks.

Person B starts to worry that Person A doesn’t want them anymore, Person A reassures them that they would never leave them. Ever.

^^”You’ve been quite distant lately, and I just felt like you were floating away from me. That you weren’t here with me at the present moment.” “I’ve…I’ve just been stressed, [name]. I’m sorry I didn’t mean to make you feel that way. And I’ll make sure to let you know if I am not doing okay.”

A Window to the Soul, @coiledkarma, 2021

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I love it when ur calm but your energy is loud. That shit is attractive.

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