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You CAN do pullups, my friend!

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I did some more fantasy archery trope testing. This time the arrow stabby thing!

funniest thing about any scooby doo remake is when they make fred a mean jock when in reality he’s a mom friend

Ellie: are you my fucking mom or something?!

Marlene: DO I LOOK LIKE-

They're having fun! The bumblebees are having fun!

Skimming off the top

"Relax, I'm not about to chop your head off," the villain mused, rounding their desk to instead lean back against it. They eyed the henchmen in the chair before them, "But I know you've been skimming money off the top. Don't dig yourself a deeper hole by denying it. Just tell me why,"

Despite the villain's calm demeanour and even reassurance, henchman was undoubtedly shaking. He knew this had been a bad idea. He was about to pay for it.

"I... I needed the money-"

"For *what*?" The villain pressed.

"My... my wife she-"

"Diana? Is she alright?"

Henchman was shocked his boss even remembered her name, but he forced himself to press on, "no, or- yes- well, kind of? She uh, she's pregnant,"

"That's amazing news," the villain replied. They sounded genuinely happy, "Are you worried about not having enough to properly start a family? You could have spoken to me about a raise,"

"No no! It's, well, there have been some complications in her pregnancy. The pressure ruptured her appendix-"

"My god, is she okay!?" Villain gasped in horror.

"Yes! Yes she and the baby are fine, but the surgery was expensive so I'd been skimming to try and pay it off,"

Villain sighed, "why didn't you just tell me in the first place?" They asked. They seemed genuinely confused.

"I- what?" Henchman stammered.

The villain rounded the desk again, sitting back down on their chair, "how much more do you need to pay it off? My calculations tell me you've skimmed about $2000 already, correct?"

"I- yes, sir. I still need $6000," he replied. What was happening here?

Suddenly villain pulled out a chequebook, "Don't get me wrong, you're still in trouble for skimming behind my back. I'm no tyrant, if you need money desperately like this, just come to me next time. We are grown-ups; we can work something out. For now, we can take it off your paychecks until it's been repaid, once this has been settled," villain explained, before standing back up and handing over a check signed for $6000. "Let me know if you need any more, okay?"

Henchman was stunned, "I- I- yes- yes sir- I- thank you-"

"You're welcome," the villain nodded, "That being said. I don't want to see you skimming again. Got it?"

"Absolutely sir, it will never happen again,"

"Good," Villain nodded, sitting back down into their large office chair, "now go home,"

The henchman's eyes widened, "but I thought I wasn't getting fired!"

"You're not," villain smiled, "but your pregnant wife just had surgery. You're on mandatory leave until her doctor clears her health, got it?"

The worker's eyes widened even more, "I- yes, yes sir. Thank you so much,"

The villain nodded, looking down at their desk again, scribbling something else on a different paper. After a moment, they glanced up to see the henchman hadn't moved. They raised an eyebrow as if to say "why are you still here?"

It was because the worker felt like he couldn't leave. He had expected such punishment, but this was...

He forced his legs to stand and walked out, heading straight home. His wife would be thrilled.

futbol heritage

Greetings The person working in a palace armoury, guarding it, etc has a name?

A person who would be in charge of the armoury would be the chief armourer. It would be guarded by guardsman belonging to the castle or guardsman hired by the owner of the armoury.

PROMPTS: BREAK-UP/RELATIONSHIP ANGST

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I am making my own post so I can keep track of the prompts I have already written for so I don’t get double-requests. When you get to the first prompt that is crossed out, then you know you have reached the end of available prompts of this list :)

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Person A: I have enough people relying on me already I don’t need you as well Person B: You are literally the person I am supposed to be able to rely on Person A: Maybe I don’t want to be that person anymore

I always thought you would try everything before you gave up on us but I guess I was wrong

I didn’t care if you changed the world I just wanted you to love me

I always knew this would end, everything ends, I just through it would end with death, not-not like this

I never really tried I was just waiting to get tired of it

Was?

Sometimes love isn’t enough, and right now it fucking isn’t 

I’m done

Don’t call me that, you don’t get to call me that anymore

You never tried and I don’t think you ever will

Person A: I would burn it down give it all up, how do you not see that  Person B: Because when it came down to it you didn’t and I don’t think you ever actually will

I can’t look at you anymore

You broke us, not me, this is on you

This must be a nightmare, this has to be, this can’t be happening

When it really mattered you didn’t

I don’t want your fucking apology, I don’t want you to say sorry, I want you to do better

You weren’t there, I needed you and you weren’t there

Did this mean anything to you, or was this just another fucking joke?

You’ve got to be kidding me, you think thats enough to fix this?

Did I mean anything to you?

You’ve changed, you’re not the person I fell in love with, you are not a person I can love

You promised me (you wouldn’t) 

I didn’t need more, I was happy with what we had

You didn’t say goodbye, you left a fucking not and thought ‘this will be good enough’

I have lied to everyone I have ever loved to protect you, I don’t want your fucking thanks, I want your apologies

I always thought we were made for each other, and maybe we were, but not to love, we were made to break one another

You lied to me, you fucking lied after you promised to be honest

I asked you not to

You knew it would hurt me and you still did it

We don’t have to live together, we don’t but don’t end it like this

I thought we were in love,  turns out I was just fucking delusional 

This wasn’t a relationship, this was mutually assured destruction

Person A: I look at you and i see everything I can’t have and you. Person B: You can have me, I am right here

 You think I can stand being your friend? You think I will survive? Every time I look at you I shatter, so no, we can’t be friends

You keep talking about that, I am talking about us

Ill break it, I don’t care, I don need it like I need you

You promised you wouldn’t break my heart, you gave me your word, and breaking my heart is exactly what you did.

I never fought for us

Person A: I didn’t think I would get you and when I did I didn’t know what to do and I went and fucked it up Person B: I am not something you ‘get’ I am not a possession, I was supposed to be your partner

You don’t own me, you clearly don’t even want me

What else do you want from me? What more do I have to give to you that I can’t already given, or more accurately, that you haven’t already taken!

I don’t think there are enough words to fix what you just fucked up

You’re sleeping on the couch?

I can’t stand how this feels, like everything was a lie

I know what I said, I was fucking lying

Person A: You can’t hide from someone who loves you Person B: But I can fucking try

This wasn’t a relationship, this was mutually assured destruction

No! You chose the second you let me walk out that door, you chose and you didn’t choose me. 

We lost track of each other and I don’t think there is any way back

I don’t like the person I am when I am with you -> requested!

scenario prompts for preparing a wonderful meal together

in a polyamorous relationship:

A is sick, so B and C decide to make soup for them and share their concerns on A's health

it's A's birthday and B and C are cooking a surprise meal together

all partners cook together and there's chaos in the kitchen

alternatively:

i see you struggling with cooking so i join to help you out

we both don't know how to cook but let's just try i've heard it's fun

i'm going to teach you how to cook because 'no offence but you're not very good at it'

we just want to try a new hobby together and cooking seems like a good option

we're cooking for a good cause (donation, etc)

we're a couple who are all about food and try different techniques to explore the vast realm of cooking

let's skip the restaurant and cook instead for our date

i'm dating a chef

prompts for two characters moving in together??

yes ofc!!

prompts for characters moving in together

written

 painting the walls together. no talking. just kind of enjoying eachother’s company as they focus and music plays in the background. 

 shopping for furniture together 

 being too lazy to even unpack the rest of the bedding on the first night in, so they camp out in the empty living room with a blanket and some throw pillows. 

 bickering when they realize a lot of small differences while unpacking. (like arguing over where certain things in the kitchen go) 

 lovingly staring at eachother when it all just finally clicks for the two of them. 

 giving them a massage when their shoulders ache after carrying boxes all day. 

dialogue

 “OKAY WAIT PUT IT DOWN IT’S TOO HEAVY.” 

 “there’s no pets allowed in the apartment? how could you have missed that?” 

 “i’m pretty proud of us.”

 “i wouldn’t have done this with anyone else.” 

 “are you ready?” 

 “no way, your mom baked her pie for us as a welcome!”

domestic/relationship situation prompts that make my heart warm:

building a new piece of furniture from a flat pack together

baking a new recipe together

playing a competitive video game together (may i suggest mariokart)

painting their nails 

bringing them their favourite hot drink in bed

reading to them late into the night

sleeping in and cuddling the entire morning

going clothes shopping and trying on outfits for an event they’ll be attending together

preparing/packing for and going on a picnic 

doing laundry

making them tea/coffee (exactly how they like it)

saying goodbye over and over because they keep forgetting things and coming back

leaving notes for them around the home

repairing a broken appliance 

changing the bedsheets

exercising together

deep cleaning the home

deciding what takeout to order

bingeing an entire season of a trashy reality show in one sitting together

reorganising the bookshelf

listening to them rant

running them a bath with their favourite products 

covering them with a blanket when they’ve fallen asleep on the couch

going grocery shopping together (+ bonus: putting away the groceries)

dancing in the kitchen whilst cooking dinner

encouraging them to finally buy that thing they definitely deserve to treat themselves to

fixing their hair/clothes just before they rush out the door

getting the giggles together over something that isn’t that funny

swapping gifts for a holiday

brushing their teeth together 

Okay, but the emotional intimacy of taking a bath with your partners. Not, in like, a sexual way, or even necessarily a romantic one. But gently scrubbing their skin, and seeing both the tension and the dirt wash off in tandem, swirling and swirling down the drain. Running your fingers through their hair, and softly scratching their scalp until the whole room smells like their shampoo. The floaty warmth of both the water and the closeness. Rubbing lotion on their back afterwards, working out knots in their muscles as you rub it in. Wrapping them up in a fluffy towel, and then getting one for yourself, and everything is soft and warm and clean and oh so good.

Just. Taking baths together.

Some ship dynamics:

• *six months into cuddling and calling each other "babe"* wait... Are we in love???

• an incarnation of evil and an incarnation of the person meant to slay them fall in love before either of them learns of the fate that awaits them

• a person stuck in a timeloop and their partner who unbeknownst to them is also stuck in the timeloop and had to watch them die thousands of times

• "we used to date the same person but honestly I like you way better than I ever liked them"

• "I need to do this alone" "not if I can help it"

• big & grumpy one becomes affectionate and needy when in love and the small sunshine one LOVES to indulge them

• graveyard keeper x necromancer (bonus points if they're bitter exes)

• vampire eager to learn about the current state of the world after long slumber x divorced librarian in their 40s

• old gods who treat planets and their inhabitants as pawns on a board, about to settle a millenia-old argument (bonus points if the argument turns out to be about something really stupid)

• "I want to study you" "get in my guts then" "what" "what"

Characters I want to see more/Tropes I love

• In appearance, cold-looking male characters with a delicate personality

• Comic relief who help others and have a dark past

• Older characters who are strong and passionate

• Elegant / chic characters with a soft spot

• Lonely characters trying to find peace

• Platonic soulmates 

• Cold women (rich girlboss)

• Romantic relationships that look more like friendship

• Characters who have romantic feelings for each other, but both sides have too much respect for the other to say or show anything

• Found family 

• Long distance best friends

• Business partners with some tension

• Calm character A and a confident character B duo 

• Characters with self conflict

• Touch starved characters giving lots of love to others

• Professional relationships that begin to become intimate

• Age gaps relationships that are gentle (legal of course)

• Hate-love relationships with siblings

• More mental than physical relationships

• Glamorous men

~ THEY'RE DATING ~ RELATIONSHIP PROMPTS

requested by: anonymous

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constant physical touch to feel safe

being an expert in teasing the other

seeking eye contact

understanding each other without words

recognising the sound of their steps

moulding perfectly into each other's arms

knowing their answer before they say anything

kisses on the cheek when they leave the room

arguing about minor disagreements

having a fight with just looks

being annoyed by the tiniest things

being unable to be mad for a long time

feeling more at ease when the other is by their side

always talking about their s/o in front of others

watching their oblivious s/o lovingly

trying to fulfil their wishes

holding hands when sitting next to each other

brushing through the other's hair while talking

trying to make them laugh

absurd terms of endearment

developing own terms for everything

cancelling their schedule just to spend time with them

sharing tasks

letting out their anger in front of them

feeding each other their food

making a mental list of everything that happened over the day that they want to share with them

kissing to make them stop talking

gifts as an apology

doing something silly to cheer them up

accepting & living with their quirks

always pointing out certain annoying behaviour

adopting some of their manners

knowing where they're most ticklish

asking them for advice/help

'your problem is my problem'

feeling bad when the other is having a hard time

kissing them goodbye in the morning

craving their company after a stressful day

snuggling up to them at night

not wanting to leave their embrace

Claudia entering her villain era 🫣🫢

Anyway chile..... I predict nothing but chaos in the next chapter of their lives

Blue Milk Frog .......

reasons to watch rise: this scene between splinter and donnie.

i debated cutting this clip down but i couldn't bring myself to not include the entire thing. donnie's reaction to being lied to by his dad is so raw and splinter actually fuckin apologizing to him without turning his feelings into a joke - this show is a downright masterpiece.

reasons to watch rise: "hm? yeahyeah, whatever leo said is probably right."

the way my jaw dropped at this bit

ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ (a romantic's list)

hands clenching

like asdfghjkjhgfds

specifically *that* one

reaching for each other in the dark

pulling them close for a hug

hugs just hit harder than kisses 97% of the time

*knowing* they are behind you and feeling their every move

defending one another (healthy)

leaving little notes

HANDWRITTEN LETTERS.

running back for a last kiss

huddled together under an umbrella

falling asleep on their lap

people watching on the train

staying up late talking

"this made me think of you"

looking for their opinion first

rings rings rings

HANDS.

those soft smiles where the corners of their eyes crinkle up

EYES.

and the quirk of lips.

squeezing hands to let them know they're there

looking at them when something reminds of you of them and they're looking right back smiling

impromptu meetings

stifling each other's laugh while laughing

knowing looks

pulling them closer when the heart pangs

rubbing circles on your skin with their thumb

long conversations even after they should have left

when your heart squeezes when you see them

they holding you back after you try to leave

laughing in your ear

SOFT LAUGHS.

falling asleep to a movie flickering over your faces

A happy pygmy falcon

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