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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

Gotta pay for that Switch 2 somehow

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

Some funny little quotes from my friends today:

“I can’t wait to learn what Fidel Castro tastes like!”

“(friend’s name), you can’t bring a live hand grenade into a school building!”

“What, you mean you don’t want some flaming anus?”

*picks song*

*5 songs play before the one I picked*

*song I picked finally comes on*

*accidentally skips it*

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.wav*

Spring break is coming up! Your last three recently used emojis are how you'll be spending it

Creechur :3

a lovely creecher

#me core

my honest response to any stimuli or information