im sorry that the only thing i could think of when gill rested his head on chips shoulder while he was reading the newspaper was a domestic life. but. what do you want me to do
they are so precious to me *start crying*
slaughter!melanie
prime defenders if i was the president
(ps: im still on s2 ep20 and ik there are big changes of designs recently but this is fwun)
Night song
HI I LOVE UR MICHAEL SO MUCH AND WAIT IF HES A SHEEP DOES THAT MEAN GE WAS BORN IN 1967????
Yes! I headcanon that (or for this AU thing): Michael was born on 1967. was hired into the institute around 1987 (age 20) was thrown into the spiral around 2010 (age 43) while Gerry was born on 1986 Eric dies on 1988 (Gerry was 2 y/o) Mag 35 (2002) happens when Gerry was 16. Mary binds herself to the book when Gerry was 22. The current year for them is 2015, so Gerry is currently 29 while Michael is 48. (For this AU thing they meet months before Michael was thrown into the distortion. so, Michael would be around 43 while Gerry was 24.)
Bonus:
HELLO OTHERKIN/THERIANS/ALTERHUMANS/NONHUMANS/OTHERLINKERS/OTHERPAW!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY AN ETHICAL TAIL BUT DON'T KNOW WHERE? IM HERE TO GIVE YOU TIPS!
Okay I'll stop talking in caps now, but here you have my tail guide for any and all people who just want a tail!
Cruel fur farms treat their animals badly, and it's best to avoid them. Here are some tips on how to spot cruel farms from the ethically sourced ones! (Most tips from here!)
Disclaimer: I would only be wary of items if they show more than 2 of these signs. Just do research before you buy!
- Sold/Sourced from Asia (Asia has bad animal cruelty laws, here's a list per country on how good their animal rights are)
- From Wish, AliExpress, Amazon, Temu or EBay (Even the 'faux fur' ones can be real and cruel)
- If they use stock photos
- Asian lobster clams (This does not always indicate cruelty)
- If they look thin, small, and generally unhealthy
- Any usage of 'mink farms' in desc.
- If they are bleached or colored
- If the price is low (Under 20-25)
- No info about source (Always ask the seller if you're not sure)
- Scraps that were being thrown away otherwise (Should be in item description or FAQ)
- Lived long and happy lives (Item description or FAQ)
- Thick, healthy tails
- Population control/Legal hunters (With a permit)
Now I'll show a few Etsy shops I've confirmed to be Ethically sourced!
^ Cute animal tails with charms
Prices: €28,48 - €68,35
^ Coyote & Possum tails, would check each item separately to be sure :3
Prices: €11,49 - €38,30
Disclaimer! These do not come with clips, you have to add them yourselves
^ Fox tails :D
Price: €43,28
^ Fox tails of all colors
Prices: €25,42 - €55,07
^ Fox tails
Prices: €23,94
^ Raccoon, mink, coyote, raccoon dog/tanuki, skunk & lynx tails! (tw for a lot of animal pelts)
Prices: €8,57 - €19,98
Disclaimer! These do not come with clips, you have to add them yourselves
^ Variety faux fur tails with squeakers in them! Foxes/Canines, wild cats & nub tails!
Prices: €22,78 - €235,36 (Most are around €30-€40)
^ Faux fur cosplay tails & ears (Mainly the bigger ones like cheetah, snow leopard, etc.)
Prices: €25,63 - €102,52 (Most are around <40 and are often tail + ears combo)
After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!
Late night conversations and realizations