Every Little Bean Will Make Its Own Little Sound.

Phil…sweetie…

RotTMNT: Donatello vs. Shredder

Top tier Donnie content. Thank you RotTMNT for always doing my boi justice in combat!

Bonus:

You did well, sweetie! 💜🐢

(...Totally had a heart attack when Shredder started ripping through his Battle Shell...)

3 y/o Mikey: papa’s tea hot?

Master Splinter: yes, very hot, don’t touch it.

Mikey: me blow the tea for papa???

Master Spliter: thank you baby :) yes you may blow the tea :)

Mikey: *attempt to blow the tea *

Mikey: *half munched chicken nugget falls straight into it*

The New York of TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (1990), and its sequel.

Movies from the 80s and 90s were so well-lit. Street scenes especially—you can even see it in those Unsolved Mysteries images I posted earlier. Spotlights would be placed strategically in the background to light up parts of trees and houses, adding a sense of depth to a locale that’s often missing from modern movies, where the foreground and background elements are HD 4K sharp (except for the smudgy, artificially blurred parts). “Ok boomer”, yeah I know, “fone bad” and stuff—but I’m right.

Interior scenes in modern shows look like they’re filmed on the Sun or something. The windows are ablaze with white light, inside it’s dark and dusty. The characters are silhouettes. Everything looks tweaked, altered, manipulated. Unnatural—in an ugly way.

This sums up a lot of conversations I have with my girlfriend