This Is The Next Move To Restore Net Neutrality

So, I’m on a TMNT binge rn and  You know how the turtles’ adventures start as them dealing with the surface and dealing with humans, then it’s the shredder and other mutants, then it’s other dimensions and space and then time travel, just always eventually creeping into going off the rails batshit?

Basically:

Things I am surprised people don't know

Neutering your pet is a surgery not an injection.

Most male animals have nipples

Dogs and cats have more that one pair

Ringworm is a fungus, not a type of worm

Topical flea products are not to be given orally.

Staff work late nights and weekends because they get paid better rates. Not because they like those hours.

There are lots and lots of pets with the same name as yours.

There aren’t a lot of effective taste deterrents for a dog that really likes to eat it’s own poop

Whether or not the nose is wet, dry, warm or cold, it means nothing. Really nothing.

Being female does not automatically make me a nurse. I’m the vet.

Barley + picking up / helping Ian

the party as things my friends have said

mike: “Depression is MY bootycall”

el: “Wait i forgot what rock paper scissors is”

will: “Captain america says trans rights”

max: “Some people call it anger management issues, I call it power”

lucas: “SOME DUMBASS PUT THE MARSHMALLOWS NEAR THE FIRE AND NOW THEYRE ALL FUCKING MELTED” *stabs bag of marshmallows with stick*

dustin: “Twigs taste like anger and despair”

BONUS:

robin: *repeatedly banging head on table* “why are all of the cute girls straight?!”

steve: “No I’m saying that I’m horny twice as much as the average bear”

erica: “No mother I have never taken drugs but I occasionally overdose on sarcasm”

I love these moments when Donatello is trying to be a grumpy emotionally unavailable boi, yet he can’t help but smile because he loves his brothers so much.

did you guys know that enrico casarosa, a director from the movie luca, has been liking a lot of fanart pictures? well he has been for a while, and these ones are my favorites…

of course they are all innocent and could just be friendly fanart in his eyes, but cmon! the boat scene in tangled as luberto!

i think he’s secretly a luberto shipper

HEY FUN FACT: Did you know that Red-Eared Sliders have this fun behavior called “fluttering” in which they rapidly shake their claws at another turtle? It’s usually either a mating behavior or a show of dominance.

It reminds me a lot of stimming! So I like to think that Leo stims :)