Rottmnt: *presents Attractive Male Characters Of Literally All Shapes, Sizes, And Species*

my sleep paralysis demon at 3 am: 

the party as things my friends have said

mike: “Depression is MY bootycall”

el: “Wait i forgot what rock paper scissors is”

will: “Captain america says trans rights”

max: “Some people call it anger management issues, I call it power”

lucas: “SOME DUMBASS PUT THE MARSHMALLOWS NEAR THE FIRE AND NOW THEYRE ALL FUCKING MELTED” *stabs bag of marshmallows with stick*

dustin: “Twigs taste like anger and despair”

BONUS:

robin: *repeatedly banging head on table* “why are all of the cute girls straight?!”

steve: “No I’m saying that I’m horny twice as much as the average bear”

erica: “No mother I have never taken drugs but I occasionally overdose on sarcasm”

Basically the mandalorian plot

please help me find a home for these precious babies

i don’t know if the tumblr ‘share’ thing works, but i live in the pacific northwest and my brother has dropped his two kitties in my lap because he’s irresponsible. i only have a small, one room apartment that i share with my husband and our two kitties, and i just don’t have the room. they’re so sweet, but i can’t keep them and i don’t want to have to take them to the pound. if you can’t help, please please PLEASE REBLOG because maybe one of your followers can!

this is koko, he’s a snuggly chubster who likes to sit like a person or prop himself up on a pillow to watch tv when it’s on. he’s also very fond of snacks. too fond, you might say. i think he’s five years old. maybe six? 

this is willow. his favorite place is under a bed or in front of a mirror to contemplate the nature of his existence. like many great philosophers, he’s very quiet and thoughtful. when he does speak, he sounds like a squeaky toy and he is the softest thing to grace this whole damn planet.

also he has jiggly belly chub that’s fun to play with because he used to weigh a billion pounds. i think he’s eight or nine.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help me find them homes. they’re good and sweet and need someone to love them who has the space to let them loaf about.

DON’T SCROLL PASS! FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE+ AND I FEEL LIKE IT IS IMPORTANT!

Edit: This post almost has 500 notes! The more people who sees this, the more help the Internet receives!

Barley + picking up / helping Ian

did you guys know that enrico casarosa, a director from the movie luca, has been liking a lot of fanart pictures? well he has been for a while, and these ones are my favorites…

of course they are all innocent and could just be friendly fanart in his eyes, but cmon! the boat scene in tangled as luberto!

i think he’s secretly a luberto shipper