HR: If They Work 40 Hours A Week U Have To Give Them Benefits

mark on how he got his youtube name.

Me in the shower: *writes a novel, its prequel and 5 sequels in 6 different languages. The words flow perfectly. Its plot is intricate. The characters are complex and 3D. It's heartwarming and tear jerking. It's perfect. The flowers are blooming. The bees are saved. There is world peace.*

Me the second i leave the shower: h o w 2 eNgLiSH

Goddammit Stu.

Americana Moodboard: The Southwest

did you guys know that enrico casarosa, a director from the movie luca, has been liking a lot of fanart pictures? well he has been for a while, and these ones are my favorites…

of course they are all innocent and could just be friendly fanart in his eyes, but cmon! the boat scene in tangled as luberto!

i think he’s secretly a luberto shipper

listen i love greta thunberg i really do like what an icon BUT i think it’s absolutely ridiculous that she, a literal child, is being made to be the face of stopping climate change. and she obviously thinks its ridiculous too. i’ve seen so many adults in power talking about how inspirational she is and everything, and then pretty much just stop there. it is EMBARRASSING that the 4.5 billion people over the age of 30 on earth right now are looking to one teenager to fix the problems they created. it’s not inspirational, it’s pathetic. Greta has to be so extremely aggravated with the amount of attention and lack of actual action from policymakers, because I sure am. 

out of the shadows in a nutshell

The Scandalous Murder of William Desmond Taylor

No, that’s not how this is going down.

the party as things my friends have said

mike: “Depression is MY bootycall”

el: “Wait i forgot what rock paper scissors is”

will: “Captain america says trans rights”

max: “Some people call it anger management issues, I call it power”

lucas: “SOME DUMBASS PUT THE MARSHMALLOWS NEAR THE FIRE AND NOW THEYRE ALL FUCKING MELTED” *stabs bag of marshmallows with stick*

dustin: “Twigs taste like anger and despair”

BONUS:

robin: *repeatedly banging head on table* “why are all of the cute girls straight?!”

steve: “No I’m saying that I’m horny twice as much as the average bear”

erica: “No mother I have never taken drugs but I occasionally overdose on sarcasm”

DO YOU LIVE IN OR AROUND GULF BREEZE, FLORIDA? ARE YOU CLOSE TO ANYBODY WHO DOES? PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY CAT!

my cat, kitty, went missing on tuesday, april 10th, 2018. i’ve had her since she was five weeks old. she has been one of my biggest comforts in life when things got really bad and i don’t know if i can handle being without her right now. if you or someone you know lives near gulf breeze, navarre, midway, or pensacola in florida, PLEASE tell them to be on the look out for my cat!!! i REALLY want her home.

thank you so much for reading! please reblog and spread awareness <333

-catpats