He's Such An Asshole Sibling I Live For It.

my edit †

bfu fandom: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!

brent: there’s food at home

fandom: I fucking hate this family

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bfu fandom: McDonalds’s! McDonalds! McDonald’s!

shane: [pulls into drive thru]

fandom: [cheering]

shane: one black coffee please

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bfu fandom: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!

ryan: McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!

you think women are weak? women are forged of iron. my body, it has bled and blazed and broken and yet it beats on. i am iron, a little rusted perhaps but still, i endure.

the party as things my friends have said

mike: “Depression is MY bootycall”

el: “Wait i forgot what rock paper scissors is”

will: “Captain america says trans rights”

max: “Some people call it anger management issues, I call it power”

lucas: “SOME DUMBASS PUT THE MARSHMALLOWS NEAR THE FIRE AND NOW THEYRE ALL FUCKING MELTED” *stabs bag of marshmallows with stick*

dustin: “Twigs taste like anger and despair”

BONUS:

robin: *repeatedly banging head on table* “why are all of the cute girls straight?!”

steve: “No I’m saying that I’m horny twice as much as the average bear”

erica: “No mother I have never taken drugs but I occasionally overdose on sarcasm”

Daniel and Depression

Goddammit Stu.

“This is my most loved and precious cat, Lynx who passed away last year and my heart was very heartbroken. My sister in law found her in a tree covered in ants when she was just a very tiny kitten. When she brought her home I fell in love with her! I will never ever forget her and have even have a tattoo dedicated to her. Make sure to always love and cherish your cats every second because you don’t know when they’ll be gone!”

This is from @megarah-moon. Thank you for sharing with us  ❤️️

The Mandalorian, 2019.