87/03, 12 And 18 Splinters' Backstories In That Order. No I Will Not Elaborate

So, I’m on a TMNT binge rn and  You know how the turtles’ adventures start as them dealing with the surface and dealing with humans, then it’s the shredder and other mutants, then it’s other dimensions and space and then time travel, just always eventually creeping into going off the rails batshit?

Basically:

WHY IS IT WHEN I DO HOMEWORK I CAN’T FOCUS BUT WHEN I SEE A THEORY FOR MY FAVORITE SHOW I’M LIKE-

Dead

I don’t belong; I’ve never belonged; I want to die

I love this so much lmao

Requested by Anonymous

jameela jamil will save us all

it’s done

the little vampire is luca for goths