Charlie Day Writing Artemis’ “Who Pooped The Bed?” Monologue

#MAC’S DENNIS SHAPED HOLE #the gang makes paddy’s great again moment

i rewatched the s16 trailer looking for crumbs and noticed the hole imagery at the end .... fool me once ....

#LMFAOOO #macdennis real

macdennis comics based on stupid tweets

the sleepiest creeps in philly ☺️

the gang and shirts they should wear

+ bonus shirts for mac and dennis (in that order)

early season dynamic duo

a stalker, a loser, a gay catholic, a corrupt billionaire, and a psychopath walks into a bar...

charlie (and Others) as twitter posts because im not funny

i just remembered i had this post in my drafts for when the season ended! have some bts :)

thinkin bout how Dennis has basically been using the D.E.N.N.I.S system on Mac for 15 seasons…

Demonstrate Value:

- hangs out with Mac a lot, especially in the early seasons when their friendship is less antagonistic

- their codependent relationship is really just them demonstrating their value to each other

- one example that I guess kinda works for this is in Gun Fever, when Charlie is robbing the bar and Dennis shoots at him after Mac says to

- monthly dinner dates

Engage Physically:

- I mean… come on

Nurturing Dependence:

- again… their codependent relationship

- Mac constantly needs to check in with Dennis

- Mac quite literally depends on Dennis for all his emotional needs

- in the D.E.N.N.I.S system episode, Mac depends on Dennis for his M.A.C system to work

Neglect Emotionally:

- I can think of a thousand examples for this one, obviously, but I won’t list them all

- Dennis constantly rejects Mac’s platonic and romantic advances

- Dennis isn’t great at showing emotion anyway, so it’s kinda natural that he’s neglecting him in that sense

Inspire Hope:

- constantly making up scenarios for schemes in which he and Mac are life partners and/or romantically involved

- “I’m emotionally involved with Mac”

- continues to be physically and emotionally close to Mac, even when physically and emotionally rejecting Mac’s obvious infatuation with him

Separate Entirely:

- I think he was attempting to do this when he left for North Dakota

- he was clearly trying to separate from the whole gang, but he leaves in the same episode where he’s pretending to be in love with Mac, so… you tell me

In conclusion,