MacDennis Neck/shoulders Notes

old man yaoi

Frank Vs. Russia Spoilers

I CAN NOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS EPISODE

DENNIS HAS A SYSTEM FOR MEN, FOR MEN. HE DIDN’T CREATE ONE FOR MAC AND DEE, HE ALREADY HAD ONE. HE ALREADY HAD ONE!

AND BACKWARDS IT’S SINNED. YES IT IS DENNIS BACKWARDS BUT IT’S ALSO BECAUSE HE THINKS HE’S DOING SOMETHING WRONG. HE’S STILL IN THE CLOSET BECAUSE HE CAN’T ACCEPT HIMSELF. HE THINKS HE’S A SINNER.

AND DENNIS IS JOHNNY. DENNIS IS JOHNNY. HE WAS CATFISHING MAC THE WHOLE TIME. WHEN PEOPLE WERE MAKING CATFISHING PREDICTIONS I DIDN’T AGREE WITH THEM BECAUSE I DIDN’T THINK RCG WOULD GO THAT FAR. BUT THEY DID. THEY DID.

DENNIS COULD ALREADY GET MAC TO DO ANYTHING HE WANTED. COULD MAKE HIM LEAVE IF MAC WAS BEING ANNOYING. COULD MAKE HIM BUY ANDY FOOD DENNIS WANTS. AND YET HE CATFISHED MAC AND HAD HIM PUT ANAL BEADS UP HIS ASS ANYWAY. 

WHEN MAC SAID HE WAS IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY, DENNIS REVEALED THAT HE WAS JOHNNY. 

I STILL CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT THIS WAS A REAL EPISODE.

WHEN DENNIS WAS INTRODUCING THE SINNED SYSTEM MAC AND DEE LITERALLY QUESTIONED HIM ABOUT IT AND HE TOLD THEM TO SHUSH. LIKE THE SHOW IS FULL ON POINTING OUT THE FACT THAT DENNIS HAD THIS SYSTEM ALREADY.

And the whole mommy thing??? Like what the fuck was that?! Like I know what it was but like oh my god?!?!?! Like I know we know Dennis has mommy issues but like Jesus fucking Christ dude. Also like that goes with Mac taking care of him. Dennis just wants to be cared for, carried home when he feels sick, given attention and emotional support. That’s exactly what Mac does. I have more thoughts and I think I’ll expand some of these thoughts into separate posts cause this is too long and I just want to post this.

"We need a new front man" s3e9 screencap painting!

(Oil on canvas panel, 23 cm x 30.5 cm)

(Inprnt)

fighter of the nightman

redraw commission 🍯💛

[dm for a comm like this!]

#MACDENNIS WIN #iasip

Ships

Week Ending June 26th, 2023

Destiel Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Steddie +1 Steve Harrington & Eddie Munson, Stranger Things

Zelink -1 Zelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda

Punkflower Hobie Brown & Miles Morales, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Ineffable Husbands Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Byler Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things

Chaipunk Pavitr Prabhakar & Hobie Brown, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Vashwood Vash the Stampede & Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Trigun Stampede

Macdennis Mac McDonald & Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Sulemio +6 Suletta Mercury & Miorine Rembran, Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury

Shadowpeach Sun Wukong & the Six-Eared Macaque, Lego Monkie Kid

Jegulus James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe

Wolfstar +1 Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe

Ghostsoap +3 Simon “Ghost” Riley & John “Soap” MacTavish, the Call of Duty franchise

Kahlopatra -2 Frida Kahlo & Cleopatra, Clone High

Hannigram -6 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal

Adrienette Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Soukoku Nakahara Chuuya & Dazai Osamu, Bungou Stray Dogs

Merthur -8 Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin

Wenclair Wednesday Addams & Enid Sinclair, Wednesday

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last week.

#OUUUUCCCHHH

Being closeted for 40 years is heartbreaking, but I feel especially bad for high school Mac.

The flush on his face when he caught glimpses of the other boys in the locker rooms and how hard he had to train himself to look away.

The first time he tried out for the wrestling team and the thrill he felt when the other guy pinned him down, and the fear that rushed through him afterwards, because now it wasn't just Charlie or Dennis who made him feel like this, it was every boy who touched him.

Him hearing all the guys around him talking about girls, and how hot their bodies are, and how great it is to sleep with them, and him having nothing to contribute.

Mac being able to keep quiet during the conversation because he had plausible deniability by being a virgin until he finds himself in a situation in which the straight man decision is to go for it, and the entire time he's thinking that he doesn't understand why people make such a big deal about sex and how quickly he resigned himself to a life without passion.

He must have been so scared and confused, wondering if being attracted to guys was a normal phase all guys go through and hopefully grow out of, but knowing he couldn't talk to anyone about it out of fear of someone telling him it's not normal

But it's not normal, and it's gay, and he's gay and he's only 14 but he knows exactly how the world feels about people like him, how his father feels about people like him.

And so at 14 years old, Mac begins to pray. and he prays for forgiveness for his urges, and he prays for strength against temptation, and he hopes with enough prayer, he will be able to chalk up his feelings to youthful indiscretion.

Have you ever noticed that when the gang gets gay, they win? Gay Paddy's was successful. When Mac realized he was gay the first time he was the only member who wasn't put into Boat Jail. Being gay is how Mac won the scratcher. The SINNED system is successful. And finally, sticking extra large anal beads up Frank's butthole is how he won the chess match. The actual definition of "the gays keep winning" so suck on that, boners.

Clocked

My Season 16 Episode Summary "Predictions" as of the trailer release

Here we go, I'm gonna piece together what we know from BTS and the trailers and try and connect a few dots for my own "episode summaries", starting with what we know the most about:

1605 - "The Gang Goes Bowling": Dee puts together a girls' bowling team comprising of herself, Artemis, The Waitress, and Gail the Snail. The Guys (probably inviting themselves) bowl along side them, making everything a competition. The competition seems to move to the arcade at some point (and Dennis breaks his hand). The McPoyles work at (or own) the venue. There's slow-mo shots used and a flashback (as confirmed on TASP). Flashback is likely to some point between 1987-1990 and takes place at the same venue/arcade and a children's party room there. Guest starring Leo McElhenney (and based on, yk, familial relations, he's likely playing a young Mac). Also, Chili cheese fries.

"Bar Rescue: Paddy's Pub" / the MITM Episode: Paddy's is asked to be featured on the reality show (or some kind of similar show) Bar Rescue. The Gang are hesitant to get involved, as they're worried they'll come off looking like assholes/dumb (as they are) but are convinced with the draw of Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul being involved with Dos Hombres Mezcal. Frank goes business man, with Charlie acting as his lackey and driver. Charlie mostly wants to be involved because he's convinced they're Hal and Malcolm. Mac and Dennis are trying their hardest to make Paddys look classy/impressive, acting as Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar (the rich gay couple) who own Paddy's.

"The Gang Learn About Inflation": Frank discovers there's a toilet in Charlie's apartment. This turns to a fight/conversation about their living conditions/rent and the current increased cost of living. On a similar issue, Dee is dealing with rent control (in some way or another). Mac and Dennis are back to being stupid about things, and Frank tries to teach them about inflation. Somehow, inflatable objects get involved and subsequently run over.

1601 - "D.E.N.N.I.S System: Guys Edition": Dee and Mac are both embarrassing the shit out of themselves in the dating pool, and Dennis steps up to teach them what he knows. He gives them a lesson on the D.E.N.N.I.S System, revised to now work on men. Dee's date is absolutely horrible. Mac's is just as bad when he ends up having some kind of allergic reaction. (Frank/Charlie Plot tbd or as follows:)

"Charlie in his Americas/ US-Russia Relations": Charlie and Frank take a trip to Old Lady House and meet/celebrate Charlie's Sisters birthdays (ft. Uncle Jack). While there, they watch something on the TV that's Russian-US related and something happens that has the two of them go full-send invested in representing/supporting America and storming some kind of Russia UN building. This naturally turns into Frank firing his guns.

If this isn't 1601, This might be the same episode as...

"Poppins Dies": Mac's dog dying spurs a visit from Chase Utley, Animal Rights activist, and the two finally get to have a catch (albeit at the pet cemetery...)

"Dee Fights for Gender Equality": The Gang are in the car together. Charlie and Mac (and Frank?) go over to their moms' house where Bonnie injures herself. Dee is somehow involving herself in men's hockey, and fighting for the right for women to be involved. Gritty makes an appearance. Meanwhile Dennis is dealing with his own mental health. Almost certain this is when he takes a trip to a building and is doing squats out the front, holding a trash bag.

Still on the docket, not sure where or how to insert these at this point:

Beach episode or multiple scenes at the beach

Rickety Cricket

Dee and Frank break into a house

Asian Market