Macdenfan - Zing It Girllll

Calling Mac’s allergy now:

He’s allergic to latex, too stupid to realize it, and that’s why he hates condoms so much. Sucked dick that had a condom on it and now his tongue and mouth is all swelled up like he ate fiberglass😔😔💪

Have you ever noticed that when the gang gets gay, they win? Gay Paddy's was successful. When Mac realized he was gay the first time he was the only member who wasn't put into Boat Jail. Being gay is how Mac won the scratcher. The SINNED system is successful. And finally, sticking extra large anal beads up Frank's butthole is how he won the chess match. The actual definition of "the gays keep winning" so suck on that, boners.

#REAL #CANON

Mac and Dennis orally tag teaming the inflatable furniture’s teat so they can blow it up more faster, not wiping each other’s spit off between turns. Something stupid happens and one of them accidentally punctures the furniture and as it’s deflating they fight over whose fault it was by wresting each other to the ground. Vitriolic insults. Pinning each other down as their balance shifts. They end up fucking nasty right there on the floor.

Next ep opens with dennis literally getting shot.

Season 16 gonna be wild

ok also sunnyblr here are some dennis sketches ^_^ if u can’t tell he is my favorite. my sopping wet pathetic man. he’s like me if i was a girl

more jojo sketches!!! and a charcoal Jolyne + self portrait😋

also thanks for the love on the last post!!

Ok bc im not going to be able to shut the fuck up about it…(dtamhd spoilers)

The fact that it was a fantasy was very on brand. Dennis is someone who craves the feeling of control - over his health, his relationships, over everything - so the fact that he responds to something that’s beyond his control (aging, mortality) with an incredibly elaborate fantasy that allows all these bad things to happen to him but in the end he still manages to calm himself down was extremely in character for this new, less tightly wound Dennis we’ve had all season. THIS IS HOW HE’S GOTTEN TO THIS POINT.

This ep was an insight into his mind, how he’s actively been practicing changing the way he thinks and responds (‘it’s not your fault’ ‘the system is broken’) in situations where he feels stressed or overwhelmed or threatened. The violence he allows himself to indulge in is fantasy, he’s blowing off steam internally (inside the pressure cooker) so that he can be better in real life.

tldr; it wasn’t a dream, it was his fantasy - and not just fantasy, but fantasy as a coping mechanism!

All-time favourite pathetic loser of a woman

world’s scariest guard-dog

well. i sure did dig up. something.