Truly Like WHAT Are We Gonna Do If Dennis Takes A Mental Health Day Ends With Dennis Sitting Somewhere

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Have you ever noticed that when the gang gets gay, they win? Gay Paddy's was successful. When Mac realized he was gay the first time he was the only member who wasn't put into Boat Jail. Being gay is how Mac won the scratcher. The SINNED system is successful. And finally, sticking extra large anal beads up Frank's butthole is how he won the chess match. The actual definition of "the gays keep winning" so suck on that, boners.

missed girl fat mac so much i woke up in a cold sweat and drew these

#macdennis

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I CAN NOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS EPISODE

DENNIS HAS A SYSTEM FOR MEN, FOR MEN. HE DIDN’T CREATE ONE FOR MAC AND DEE, HE ALREADY HAD ONE. HE ALREADY HAD ONE!

AND BACKWARDS IT’S SINNED. YES IT IS DENNIS BACKWARDS BUT IT’S ALSO BECAUSE HE THINKS HE’S DOING SOMETHING WRONG. HE’S STILL IN THE CLOSET BECAUSE HE CAN’T ACCEPT HIMSELF. HE THINKS HE’S A SINNER.

AND DENNIS IS JOHNNY. DENNIS IS JOHNNY. HE WAS CATFISHING MAC THE WHOLE TIME. WHEN PEOPLE WERE MAKING CATFISHING PREDICTIONS I DIDN’T AGREE WITH THEM BECAUSE I DIDN’T THINK RCG WOULD GO THAT FAR. BUT THEY DID. THEY DID.

DENNIS COULD ALREADY GET MAC TO DO ANYTHING HE WANTED. COULD MAKE HIM LEAVE IF MAC WAS BEING ANNOYING. COULD MAKE HIM BUY ANDY FOOD DENNIS WANTS. AND YET HE CATFISHED MAC AND HAD HIM PUT ANAL BEADS UP HIS ASS ANYWAY. 

WHEN MAC SAID HE WAS IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY, DENNIS REVEALED THAT HE WAS JOHNNY. 

I STILL CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT THIS WAS A REAL EPISODE.

WHEN DENNIS WAS INTRODUCING THE SINNED SYSTEM MAC AND DEE LITERALLY QUESTIONED HIM ABOUT IT AND HE TOLD THEM TO SHUSH. LIKE THE SHOW IS FULL ON POINTING OUT THE FACT THAT DENNIS HAD THIS SYSTEM ALREADY.

And the whole mommy thing??? Like what the fuck was that?! Like I know what it was but like oh my god?!?!?! Like I know we know Dennis has mommy issues but like Jesus fucking Christ dude. Also like that goes with Mac taking care of him. Dennis just wants to be cared for, carried home when he feels sick, given attention and emotional support. That’s exactly what Mac does. I have more thoughts and I think I’ll expand some of these thoughts into separate posts cause this is too long and I just want to post this.

#AMAZING edit #iasip

the gang - 40oz. on repeat

#LMFAOOOO #macdennis

Bro I liked one (ONE!!!) it’s always sunny post and now all my ads look like THIS????

I’ve never even seen a single episode

ok also sunnyblr here are some dennis sketches ^_^ if u can’t tell he is my favorite. my sopping wet pathetic man. he’s like me if i was a girl