Funny How In Dennis’s Fantasy During The Gang Saves The Day (the One Where The Gas Station Gets Robbed)

Funny how in Dennis’s fantasy during The Gang Saves the Day (the one where the gas station gets robbed) he envisions being taken care of in his most helpless state. Something that Mac always does for him. It speaks volumes that he wants to be nursed back to health (and this actually shows up later in the show when he lets Mac poison him and pamper him).

Except in his fantasy it’s the news lady with the big tits doing it, because she is the ideal women a straight man would desire. But as soon as the time comes for him to “confess his love” to her, or has to take care of her, he kills her off. Because no matter how much he wants to deny it, being in a long term relationship with an attractive women is NOT his ideal life. It also shows he doesn’t feel like he can take on the responsibility of taking care of someone & that’s why he is so resistant to macs affection- he doesn’t know how to return it.

All stuff we already know abt Dennis but I haven’t seen ppl bringing up the evidence from this specific episode.