Why Is This The Hottest Thing I've Ever Seen

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

"Pandemonium" always seemed excessive to me. Like. All of them?

Midsommar :)

i loveeee writing "he should". he should reach out. he should take his hand. he should say something. he should reassure him. he should walk away. he should let it go.

never does btw. none of it, but he really should.

i have this idea about them making a blood oath STUCK in my mind

I should have kept it going 😞

@macherposting was this 🤏 fucking close to convincing me he made two sandwiches with nothing but fucking mayo on them

jesus of suburbia

"stalker" god forbid i educate myself on your lore to understand you better.