COFFEE <33 SHE SO TINY, TINY COW <3, MY LOVELY AU UHIGYTFRCUIUHIGFTUGCJB THESE ARE AMAZING BESTIE UHGYFVDAUDHYGYVH <33333
Lil things for my super cool friend @mack-timelines UvU
Working hard for y'all (I hate drawing backgrounds)
How irony, check the # of notes, true Sam and Max fans can guess this one.
I really hate talking about my personal life online, especially because I use this as a means of escapism but my life is literally going to shit and I don’t know what do anymore.
To make a long story short: I have until June to get $3000 or i might end up on the streets.
I’ll be offering 25% for commissions under $20 (I can’t afford to spend 8 hours on something huge and barely make any money right now, I’m really sorry) or if you can just send a couple dollars that would help me a lot too. Please DM if you’re interested in commissioning me.
CA- $freelancepolice
V*nm*- freelancepolice
Full story under cut
I live in my grandfather’s house. He died. My family is selling the house and there’s literally nothing I can do, i’m not getting any money from them selling it. All I got in the will is a couch. I don’t have a car. I don’t have anywhere to stay. And I make eight dollars an hour at my job. I just ride my bike or walk to work and I’ve never had the money for a car. I have someone willing to sell me their used car for $3000, and at least that way I could sleep inside of a vehicle. I have a cat who I am not willing to part with so renting somewhere that is not cat friendly is completely out of my cards, which makes finding a place difficult. Especially because I don’t have a vehicle so I need to stay somewhere near my work.
Thank you for reading this if you did, I’m sorry for bothering you with my troubles.
I drew @cosmicccowboy0 Florist Sam, bro i saw tattoos and had to draw em like-
Sam's my fav vdjkrfads
Sadly no art this time but i kinda got plans for the tumblr Dont expect alot of posting tho. I am still a child in school and my artstyle is quite draining for me-
More og Sam and Max drawings (why not-)
4 more unannounced aus-
Might go into another fandom stuff too (adventure time and fionna and cake got me bro-)
HOPE YALL HAVE A GREAT YEAR :D!!!!!
not even Christmas yet, oh well (i apologize for my hand work, its a doodle i couldn't bother to define them)
Max in that one cartoon fit:
Alright the kitty questions are done 
Time to get serious!
How were you guys not captured yet?  I  imagine Flint. had a lot of enemies in the navy and hearing how he’s now dead would jump at the opportunity to finally destroy his crew and ship 
(he doesnt like talking about it, because he starts talking about sam which makes it worse)
An Au where Max has a Hanahaki disease, that finally caught up to him. (P.S. he doesn't die-) Wanted to play and try out the concept of this, plus no one as used lavender >:). Bro i swear we're always bullying Max-/hj I shall try to post more about is Au or go more in depth with it TvT...
General Lore down here:
Meaning :"Hanahaki Disease is a fictional disease in which the victim coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. It ends when the beloved returns their feelings (romantic love only), or when the victim dies. It can be cured through surgical removal, but when the infection is removed, the victim's romantic feelings for their love also disappear." - Wikipedia (altered a bit to be shorter)
It can also be about repressing emotions, like how the love is kinda one-sided unless you express how you feel to cure yourself. (if they like you back that is)
So, in the general, It started I guess when Max was repressing emotions a bit too much. You know how he is, a show, no tell guy.
It was just cough and little petals/flowers coming it but he mostly had it for years now just building up, sometimes he said what he had to say so that's it didn't affect him badly for the time being.
He got the scars from a case. Sam covered them open but Max realizes that their not healing. Four weeks after the scars:
Max before:
Feels uneasy mostly everywhere (like the lavenders inside make him uncomfortable)
Only coughs up a few petals and flowers
Unsure what's happening to him
Doesn't want or need Sam to know, it's not really a bother to him
L!Max:
They started to sprout from the scars and open places on him
He now coughs out a lot more, full ones now (with blood sometimes)
The scars won't heal because of the spourt, blood turns purple
Weak and tired (it's hard to sleep with the coughs and the pain bothering him)
Due to the lavender growing out his eye, he's slowly getting blind and changing color
He kept on repressing and tell Sam not to worry and it's killing him kinda faster. Eventually, he gave into the fact that hey I'm probably not gonna make so he stops repressing his thoughts and feelings, talks/vents with Sam a lot more not knowing it's curing him. (eventually realizes he's getting better tho)
Drew more of my other aus lol- Dont mind the last drawing im too lazy to explain the au I got like three more aus for yall so just wait till i find the time
Finally named the pirate au lol-