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Tina: So what are you doing for Valentines Day?

Graves: Oh, the usual. Seraphina and I go to the drugstore and buy up all the Valentine’s Day cards, and then we watch the forgetful husbands panic.

Can I read this

I’m going to rewrite the harry potter series and it’s going to be called Hermione Granger and The Glorious Glock where she gets a gun and shoots voldemort through the skull and then everyone is free to continue their education in peace. It’ll be 3.5 pages long. 

Damn he or she better.

THIS JUST IN: Newton Artemis Fido Scamander has permanently raised my standards. If you won’t lick the dirty ground in a foreign country in order to find me, you ain’t it, chief.

I’ll do it

For everyone’s information:

The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.

To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.

On the 17th, dead silence.

People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.

But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.

What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’

A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.

If you want to join in, here’s what to do:

Do:

Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th

Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad

Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion

Come back on the 18th and check in

Don’t:

Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)

Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.

Open the app or website (including specific blogs)

Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)

Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.

Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.

Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.

Yasss

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

Dumbledore’s bet

Maybe it’s just me but no one else can tell me that at some point a student didn’t bet on Dumbledore’s gayness. Think about it. All through out the years that Dumbledore was a professor, a student probably started a bet on when Dumbledore realized he was gay or not. After reading skeeters book about Dumbledore, some people who placed a bet must have been thinking... “who won?”

kevin feige: chris you can’t keep pitching these scripts to the writers 

chris evans: why bro 

kevin feige: on the last one you wrote “tony takes off his mask to share a heated kiss with steve on donald trump’s grave. everybody cheers. facism is over.” 

Why no one write a slow burn beautiful fanfic about dumbledore and Newt obliviously falling for each other . I thought I could I count on you guys 😣😣

man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.

Yes. Please

Okay this needs to stop

I know this is not Marvel related but I’m gonna say it anyways. Please do NOT spoil the new Fantastic Beasts movie, if you are going to post about it put a warning bc this is getting really annoying. People just by searching about the film (trailers or names) are getting spoilers and I’m tired of it so please put a warning if you are going to post something about it with spoilers.

Lots of love❤

Haha. I love it

Twilight AU where Bella is rightly Creeped the Fuck Out by Edward rather than intrigued by him and, hoping to defuse the situation before it becomes a Thing, decides to talk to his “sister” about his behavior

What Bella knows about the fallout: Rosalie is out of school for a couple of days, and upon returning gives Bella a thumbs up from across the lunch room but offers no further explanation. Edward is absent from school for a couple of weeks, even when the rest of the Cullens are all there, and then carefully gives her space from then on out.

What Bella does not know about the fallout: Rosalie “Rapist Eater” Hale tore her surrogate brother’s arm off at the shoulder and beat him around the head with it while yelling “Don’t Stalk Girls” until Emmet and Jasper pulled her off of him and made her give the arm back.

I thought of the try guys while reading this. Interesting

America: Canada! I’m gonna hug ya!

Canada: wait, America, I’m holding pancakes-

America: here I come!

Canada: *dodges*

America: GOTCA! *hugs Russia instead*

Russia: …

Everyone: …

America: … uuuuh

Russia: … so… this is what a warm hug feels like-

Everyone: *hugs Russia*

Ha me

All Because

I like cat whiskers

And

Tyler Oakley

And

Shane Dawson

Because I like YouTube

I like Fall Out Boy

And

Panic! At The Disco

And

My Chemical Romance

And

Twenty One Pilots

Because I like music

I like Sherlock

And

Doctor who

And

Supernatural

Because I like Tumblr

I like The Hunger Games

And

Divergent

And

Percy Jackson

Because I like books

I like a lot of things

That most people

Don’t know very much about

It’s like a disease

Once you like one

It’s all over

OTP’s

And

Fanfics

And

Stalking

Comic Con

And

Vid Con

And

Meet ups

I like a lot of things

And

I’m in a lot of fandoms

And

I have a very suspicious feeling

That it all started

Because

Mr. And Mrs. Dursley

Of number four

Privet Drive

Were proud to say that

They were perfectly normal

Thank you very much.

Literally my life

reading fics is like

Me: *reads fanfiction*

Me: *feels very happy because everything is going ok in fic*

Me: *notices, that that's only the middle of the book*

Me: *sighs* you are going to break my heart, are you?

Shipping Real People is okay, Hating on their irl Partners Because it 'it ruins the ship' is not

This has been a psa

Supernatural ending

So first off I would like to say that I really enjoy supernatural. I am currently on Season 12 episode 8. With supernatural coming up on their 14th season I was thinking about how they could end the show. Now they could probably go pass 14th season but I was still wondering. So here’s how I think they should end it. Supernatural has to end with Sam and Dean dead, this is unfortunate but it’s true. Carry on my wayward son is a must. Standing in front of sam and deans house has to be Mary, John, Jo, Ellen, Bobby, and Castiel. Then we show each of their faces and each one of them say “Saving people. Hunting things. The family Business.” So it would go something like this:

Mary: Saving

John: People.

Ellen: Hunting

Jo: Things.

Bobby: The

Castiel: Family

Dean and Sam: Business

Then it ends with an acoustic version of carry on my wayward son showing everyone else they have loved as family and of course the Impala has to be there.

That is what I hope for.