Madampizzadog - A Person Who Exists

reblog if you'll come with me to revolt against the duffer brothers if byler isn't canon

The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

"I'm sorry, the old Advika can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh! Cause she's dead!"

-Me whenever Reputation TV comes out

No but imagine having to go on a quest with the prince you are sworn to protect, the queen of a different court who has a crush on aforementioned prince and the prince likes her back, and a prisoner who happens to be your ex, and both of you still have feelings for each other but you were on opposite sides of a war. The awkward situations fictional characters get into istg.

Malec scenes with pages from the books

CITY OF BONES • 222, 223 • 231 • 235 • 243 • 256

CITY OF ASHES • 222, 223 • 262, 263 • 300, 301 • 369, 370

CITY OF GLASS • 73, 74 • 76 • 130, 131 • 157 • 175 • 222, 223 • 345 • 383, 384 • 386, 387, 388 • 424 • 479 • 487 • 490 CITY OF FALLEN ANGELS • 44 • 170 • 249, 250, 251, 252, 253 • 259, 260, 261, 262 • 293, 294, 295 • 306, 307, 308, 309, 310 • 372, 373, 374, 375, 376, 377, 378 • 413, 414, 415

CITY OF LOST SOULS • 28 • 31 • 44, 45, 46, 47, 48 • 65, 66, 67, 68 • 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84 • 119, 120 • 158 • 161 • 178, 179 • 192, 193, 194 • 246, 247 • 265, 266 • 310, 311 • 354 • 396, 397 (fav scenes tbh) • 466, 467 • 491 • 499, 500, 501 • The Pages Which Shall Not Exist

CITY OF HEAVENLY FIRE • 34, 35, 36 • 40 • 43 • 45, 46, 47, 48, 49 • 59 • 61, 62, 63, 64, 65 • 123, 124, 125, 126, 127 • 231 • 273 [293 and 294 as bonus] • 311 • 338, 339, 340, 341 [356] • 381 • 387, the famous pie scene • 454 and 472 (Alec deserves a medal) • 508 • 514, 515, 516, 517 • 552, 553, 554 • 583, 584, 585, 586, 587, 588 • 621, 622, 623 • 636

Morning Doodle: Boring Modern AU, where Zoya and Nikolai are roommates that usually work too much but sometimes make time to play Tekken on Nikolai’s old PS2.

*In the spirit of the original morning doodles, I like to post something super dumb every once in a while.

Wanted: Dog Walker

6k words /// Rated G /// Louis/Harry

Louis needs a dog walker. 

Harry answers the ad. 

Written for @1dreversebang with art by @kingsofeverything

Oh don’t mind me, just sitting here thinking about Kaz not wearing his gloves to the docks to meet Inej at the end of Crooked Kingdom and like why … Like pretty sure he legitimately thought he would just give her her ship and show her her parents and then … she was gonna leave him and he would never see her again. Because in his mind, he just wanted to make her as free and whole as he possibly could, give her everything he possibly could, before knowing she would leave because that’s what she wanted. And I mean yeah, he knew he was gonna tell her the berth would always be there if she wanted to come back, but I don’t think going into it that he really expected her to at that point … so why no gloves Kaz?? Probably because if that was gonna be the last time he ever saw her, he wanted to be able to touch her one last time in some way if she was open to that … . I can’t … I just can’t …

No but I hot chocolate fudging HATE when I'm upset with my marks in some exam and then someone else is like, "Oh my gods that's not bad I got * insert even trashier score here*!" and then I have to assure them that their marks are good (even tho I probs do not think they are good) when all I want to do is dig a hole, crawl into it and eat ice cream in there until I die.

do you guys think it's possible for a fungus and an algae to on purposed kiss