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I hope that person standing outside is okay

carpenter's delight

computer girl pinup

FUN FACT:

some girls when seeing pink text are much much more likely to do what it says! and also sometimes get horny with little understanding why!

So true! I'm a princess

You can say whatever you want to princesses cuz they're sex toys that like it. They're complete pushovers, no ability to stop you from taking their holes, they love to be degraded and used for filthy, embarrassing sex acts.

I’m a machine that turns headpats and scritches into “arrf arrf arrf, ruff rrruff, awooo!”

Sow uh, give me scritches!!!

I can officially say I'm getting better at bottoming... slowly lol. Maybe one day I'll take the "bad at bottoming" out of my bio.

firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.

Lmfaooo this got me good