What If We Got Kidnapped Together And Made Out In The Boot Of Our Captor's Car 🥺

the 6th love language is actually cumming inside and fucking it deeper

I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.

Some people say that Midna’s canonical true form doesn’t really match her established characterisation, and I can totally see where they’re coming from, but for me, the notion of trueform!Midna being this elegant eight-foot-tall sorcerer queen while still having exactly the same horrible trash imp personality is fucking hilarious.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

The three types of trans women:

Hottest butch dyke you've ever seen

The most beautiful broad in the entire world, legs that go allllllll the way down, smile that melts your hardened heart, the kind of beauty that the Trojan War was fought over

Ghost of a Victorian orphan chimneysweep

oops, it seems I've cast a spell on you… 💜 // pinup for rylieringtail <3

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore