maddysdebaucheryandeatery - The Kitchen of Gridlock
The Kitchen of Gridlock

28, She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Minors DNI 🔞 this blog is very horny with a splash of political discourse. Rapebait, Puppy Girl, Verse/Switch Bad at bottoming, but I desire it so much.

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very funny that the symptoms of blood loss include making you more uncoordinated and cognitively impaired. look at me i'm so cute and helpless and fucking dying.

Wish Me Luck On My Interview Today!

Wish me luck on my interview today!

Robot girls accidentally connecting to the same device

Robot girls sending data to one another

Robot girls holding hands

Robot girls interfacing with one another via a cable

Robot girls sharing a charging port

Robot girls kissing

Robot girls frotting their exposed wires together

Robot girls building a computer together

Robot girls merging their tech into a bigger, stronger, gayer, multi-conscious robot girl

Has This One Been Done Yet?

Has this one been done yet?

Vivipary - When Seeds Sprout While Still Being Attached To Its Mother Fruit

Vivipary - when seeds sprout while still being attached to its mother fruit

Sending Love To Those Fighting The Job Market
Sending Love To Those Fighting The Job Market

sending love to those fighting the job market

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

Gnome music

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

A screenshot of a tumblr post.
First part of the post is by user dullanyan and says "A few weeks ago, I needed Worcestershire sauce for a recipe, but I didn't have any, so I had to leave it out. You are never gonna believe what I found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months."
Second part of the post is by the same user. It shows a screenshot of a reply by user easel-eisal that says "A strong as fuck ice mummy?" Below that is an image of a house completely frozen over from an ice storm, covered in ice and icicles. The text below that has a pensive emoji and "Yuuuup. My house is fucked."
A screenshot of a tumblr post. 
The first part of the post is by tumblr user sorryfortheraybans and says "Some people have moneys. Some people have freaken dollars and cents. Some people have coins, and bucks. And well I'm not one of those people."
Second part is by user ktdx and says "You have jaundice."
Third part is by user deanky and says "I have jaundice."
Screenshot of a tumblr post.
First part is by user transamus and says "Never eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette."
Second part is by user helpeverythingiscats and says "The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?"
Third part is by transamus again and says "The gnomes beat the shit out of me again."
Pieces From Exquisite Corpse: A Zine About Sex And Gender And Medical Transition
Pieces From Exquisite Corpse: A Zine About Sex And Gender And Medical Transition
Pieces From Exquisite Corpse: A Zine About Sex And Gender And Medical Transition
Pieces From Exquisite Corpse: A Zine About Sex And Gender And Medical Transition
Pieces From Exquisite Corpse: A Zine About Sex And Gender And Medical Transition
Pieces From Exquisite Corpse: A Zine About Sex And Gender And Medical Transition
Pieces From Exquisite Corpse: A Zine About Sex And Gender And Medical Transition
Pieces From Exquisite Corpse: A Zine About Sex And Gender And Medical Transition

pieces from exquisite corpse: a zine about sex and gender and medical transition

good day

Compliments From Girls Go Hard

compliments from girls go hard

Leave some titty for the rest of us 😭 or take turns with them at least 🤭🤤

Girl With Perfect Breasts Who Really Should’ve Taken Her Makeup Off Last Night

girl with perfect breasts who really should’ve taken her makeup off last night

average tgirl experience of saying "we need to kiss" every few days and then continuing to be stuck hours and miles away. but still we must express that we need to kiss, it's important that this gets said

Ruff srf awawawawa 🤤

Espeon 💜

Espeon 💜

'Why Not Both?' Out Now!

'Why Not Both?' Out now!

Enjoy a cozy yuri romance featuring positive polyamorous representation!

Buy now on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3424130/Why_Not_Both/

Releases on Itch later today!: https://studio-rally.itch.io/why-not-both

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

I genuinely (and I cannot express this enough) need to be fucked into the mattress, filled with cum and have it fucked back into me with another load.

Go vote om their original post!

I wrote a real shitty song about microplastics being found in every sperm sample recently. It doesn’t have a name yet, suggestions would be sick as fuck

read it as fast as you can to a kinda old punk tune, i cant think of any examples rn, like 70-80 shit.

microplastics in my balls

micro plastics in my balls

i know that it’s from licking walls

all the plastic in my balls

micro plastic in her head

from last night all in my bed

going down

I heard she said

“Its ok, we’ll all be dead!”

microplastics in her womb

microplastics in her womb

cause we fucked her with a broom

there’s microplastics in her womb

microplastics fetal boo

microplastics fetal boo

you just got here

kid your screwed

sorry we did this to you

micro plastics in your brain

you tell them

say “your insane

why do you hold such disdain?

Theres no plastic in your brain”

micro plastics in your balls

cause you wanted to lick some walls

micro plastics in your womb

why’d you fuck her with a broom?

micro plastics in your mouth

from drinking from your only spout

microplastics in the air

we aint safe

Nope, nowhere

fucking plastic in the air!

The girls stink so good 🥴

The Girls Stink So Good 🥴

its pretty hot so thats. natural

A 5-panel comic.
Panel one: A Gamecube girl lays facedown on her bed. A Wii girl walks into frame. The characters talk through button inputs with translated text below the speech bubbles.
Wii: "Whew... I'm home dear~"
Gamecube: "Mmmm..."
Panel two: The Wii girl sits down and wipes sweat from her "brow". Gamecube girl stirs and rubs her eyes.
Gamecube: "*Yawn...*" "How was your run, ba--"
Panel three: The Wii girl stretches. The Gamecube girl notices, and her disc tray pops open from gay excitement.
Wii: "Ah..."
Panel four: The Wii girl, still stretching, finally notices her girlfriend staring.
Wii: "Hm?"
Gamecube: "hheheeh~"
Panel five: The Gamecube girl rolls onto her side, and the Wii girl climbs onto the bed, closing her girlfriend's disc tray. The two look at each other and caress.
Gamecube: "ehehhee Hiiiii~"
Wii: "Hello, cutie. My run was nice."
Gamecube: "Wonderful."
Comic ends.

Gamecube girl's Wii wife is back from her run :3 (she/her for both) [commissions are open! info here]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Cuuuute!

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