I Like To Think That All The Universe With The Secret Society Are All In The Same Universe.

"well to be completely transparent..."

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink

I feel like phrases used to describe me could be used as life lessons

"sometimes she'll slap you in the face even if you didn't do anything, you could either deal with it or slap her back and if she runs away get up and chase her"

"sometimes she makes sense and sometimes she doesn't, and if you don't get it it's probably not that important for you"

"she can be crazy sometimes, but other times it seems like she makes more sense than anything else"

"if she's focused on you is because you have her respect"

"the best way to get her to trust you is by being nice"

"sometimes she'll go fast, but never too fast that you can't catch up"

Etc

Now just replace she and her with it and you got life advice

HAPPINESS!

I ate an apple

I'm allergic to apples

Also I have really bad hiccups that kinda hurt

I think that's unrelated though

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

BE BI, DO CRIME!!