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Dash and Danny being cursed with the whole “sharing pain” thing, and Danny’s almost always in pain so Dash stops bullying him because what the hell is going on? Why is he getting attacked like this practically every day? Danny having a very high pain tolerance, higher than Dash’s, and Dash is like “How???”

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Billy is the only character to be called a faggot by a parent. No good parent calls their kid a slur and hurts them.

Billy is a victim.

Reblog this. People seem to forget that Billy is still a teen that gets abused by his father. Again, Billy Hargrove is a victim. Stop erasing this.

This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.

Re: I NEED YOUR HELP!!

Greetings my cubs! X3 And thank you so much for your help in this!! 😁 the winner of that pole is Brohm/Brycewrecker! So get ready with your stuffed bunny and try to dress your cat like purple chicken!!💜💜

I’m going to start the drawing…well some scribbles…and yes I’m going to start now cuz I know my lazy ass and I can call myself lucky if I am able to get it finished ‘til EASTER…. (Yes I saw that mistake later…😅 sorry I’m not really good at splling😂) Well that’s all I had/wanted to say!

Until next time my cubs! X3 ~ bey 😄

Jeez break the news better next time Mike

I just want a fic where Danny and Jason are just fucking laughing so hard they’re wheezing and bawling as they make death jokes while everyone else is SO uncomfortable

Like they’re full on cackling like Danny will say “We’re not allowed in certain rooms”

Jason will b like ‘what rooms’

Danny will say ‘living rooms’

And they both start dying (metamorphically) of laughter slapplin the counter crying while dick is trying real hard not to shatter the mug in his hands with a constipated expression that rivals Bruce’s a seat away from him (+bonus points if the joke is something that is on the verge of being utterly lame like a near science pun)

(I dunno if a lot of people will see this post but if you do please I’m begging you add a death joke guys please it would be so funny)

BEGONE

THOT

Some time after first contact, humans discover alien video games. The aliens are mortified because many of their games feature humans as villains, but for some bizarre reason the humans are flattered.

Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.