I Have Read (and Re-read) The Six Of Crows Duology.

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gregg rulz ok

Borf! Most deranged opinion on cereal? I need to know for scientific reasons

Hmmmmm... Cap'n crunch is better eaten with water and diabetic sugar. Don't ask, it's good. And corn flakes are better eaten with coffee that barely has any sugar (specifically that diabetic sugar, aka fake sugar) and with a good spoon or two of that great value coffee creamer. Childhood favorite <3

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-Viv

i made a meme :3

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

@soldierofidiots You’re actually not a real person, just very convincing three raccoons in a trench coat

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

craving the kind of intimacy that requires surgical tools

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