#onlyingotham does Two-Face come into the Subway where you work, order two halves of different subs, and then take a bite from both at the same time on either side of his face. Lettuce and tomato everywhere. Buddy how did you think that was gonna work.
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is it EVER explained how the guild stole a Whole Building that one time or are we just supposed to accept that they did that. what happened. is it in anne’s room somehow? did poe draw it into a book? did fitzgerald spend a couple of mil to get strong enough to Pick It Up And Walk Away? did lovecraft fucking eat it???? did it ever get put Back???? what happened . this haunts me
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anyone else mesmerized by his cane animation and how it works
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On GOD self aware jamil and rook are so chaotic and so absolutely polarized I love it
Self aware Rook, on one knee with anime petals flying about in the distance: Pauvre amour de ma vie, forgive me. I have failed to save you. And though I would rather see you in my arms so I may protect you, you must run. Leave me behind, for if the wicked horde should see us running away together into the bright sunset, they would surely have my head. Go, I will make sure they do not catch you. Mon amant, belle créature d'un autre royaume, I beg of you, please, run from this place as far as you can. Bien que nous soyons séparés à jamais, votre chaleur restera mon souvenir le plus précieux. Je t'aime.
Self aware Jamil: They can't kidnap you if I do it first
So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.
AI art bros are big mad about it.
Man, TimKon has to have craziest in-laws. Imagine what headache the After marriage dinners get.
Duke: hey um… can you pass the salt *eyeing Lex Luthor*
Lex: *takes the salt but moves it away from Duke*
Selina: God why are you even in here?!
Lex: Because I am Conner’s BIOLOGICAL father unlike you, you stealing broad—
Lois: *tiredly sighs* Oh my God, here we go again…
Bruce: Blood relation means nothing, Lex.
Dick: to quote Maya Angelou: "Family isn’t always blood, it’s the people in your life who want you in theirs”
*Lex proceeds to stand up and points at the person at the end of the table*
Kate: now, this is gonna be interesting
Clark: Lex can you sit down?
Lex: for all my Intellect and prowess what I don’t understand is…WHY ARE THEY HERE!! *points at the Al Ghuls*
Talia: quit embarrassing yourself, Luthor. Timothy is my beloved’s son and brother to two of my sons—
Selina: *looks at Talia tiredly* would you please move on?
Talia: No! *slams the table* you are only his Girlfriend. While I am the Mother of his sons.
Selina: No sane mother trains her children to be weapons of war *pulls out her nails*
Talia: you haven’t seen this mother. *pulls out a sword*
Damian: Mothers, can you all stop? It’s embarrassing.
Minkhoa: as far as I’m concerned, I’m the spouse.
Bruce: Please I beg of you don’t do this Minkhoa
Jim whispers to Barbara: is it always like this?
Barbara whispers back: only during holidays
Jim: remind me not to attend during it
Stephanie: I could get why Talia is here but why is he here *sideeyes Ra’s Al Ghul* Didn’t you steal Tim’s spleen?
Ra’s: I am Talia’s father which makes me the detective’s father-in-law, by extension Timothy’s Grandfather.
*Alfred audibly cocks his shotgun under the table*
Jason: Crazy mental gymnastics there, geezer.
Ra’s: It is a shame that the detective’s choice to spend eternity is with that abomination…
Lex: you take that back, he’s genetically perfect! He’s half of my crush I meant rival and half of me! Me! you ancient terroris—
*a chorus of outrage erupts*
Jon: WOAH WOAH!
Dick: HEY!!
Luke: neglecting the part where Lex just admitted to—
*cuts short by Lucius Fox*
Lucius whispers: I strongly advise, you don’t add fuel to whatever this is, Luke.
Minkhoa: I mean he’s not wrong…
Tim leans on Conner: Welp, that checks my ‘racism at the table’ bingo card
Jean Paul: You are all sinners! I condemn this unholy matrimony! No man can marry a man much less born out of unnatural means!
Conner: There goes the homophobia one *checks the bingo card*
Tell me this isn’t how Azul got taken to STYX in Book 6 🤡
It was so funny because he had no clue what was going on, meanwhile the usually nervous Idia was totally calm. It was like they got to swap roles as Azul is usually the one controlling a situation as he has all the details and information, but this time Idia took on that role.
I had a lot of fun drawing Ortho in this reel, be sure to pay attention to his poses and expressions in the background 👀🔥
He/him leaning, 18+ blog Riddler obsession, Centipede lover Mainly just reblogs for myself lol
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