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you’re laughing. everybody has come back to tumblr bc every other social media site is breaking just as homestuck comes back, david tennant comes back to doctor who, news is conveyed via canon destiel meme, and a show about MCU loki is airing, in a full revival of the 2012 tumblr era, and you’re laughing.
Little harbingers au
--Maybe spoilers for genshin impact? OOC fatui--
Okay, everyone knows how Childe / Tartaglia / Ajax has three siblings right? Now i was originally thinking about how Teucer and Bennett might interact, but then i had an awesome idea.
🔆 The au starts off the same, but before any of the gnosis stuff
🔆 Childe has to go do something? Fatui related and leaves after saying goodbye to his siblings
🔆 He's gone for about 2 minutes, before Teucer rounds the corner intent on following his brother for an adventure
🔆 Anton ends up following Teucer because he's like 5 and wants to see what he's doing
🔆 Tonya gets upset she's the only one supposedly not invited and runs after the others
🔆 Childe now finds himself stuck between his family and his work life
🔆 Now he has to try to convince his siblings not to join the fatui without telling them what he actually does
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE
“For me?” The annoying red-clad giant of a man who was all sunshine and diabetes-inducing puppies bounced around. He played with the communicator Batman handed to him as if it were a shiny new toy.
“I can’t believe I’m in the Justice League!” The Herculean man-child squealed, grinning like an imbecile. “Somebody, kick me. Show me I’m not dreaming!”
Guy Gardner was too happy to oblige.
“My pleasure.”
His signature kick - a brutal, no-holds-barred move - would send a seasoned fighter flying across the floor. Guy delivered one of his specialties to Captain Whitebread.
Crack!
“My leg!”
Agony ripped from his foot, up his leg, as he felt his bones shatter upon impact with that brick wall of a man.
“I broke my leg!” He hopped to the nearest seat, clutching his foot, hoping to earn sympathy points with Ice.
The cold beauty looked away.
Instead, the Big Red Cheese hovered towards him.
“I’m so sorry.” The overgrown baby - who was made of concrete - had the audacity to offer him a hand.
“Can I help you?”
“Nah, Guy’s just being Guy,” Hal pulled Justice League’s newest recruit away. “You must see our recreation rooms!”
Superman, one of the Big Three, intercepted them.
“Wait, Cap,” he dangled a set of keys in front of Captain Whitebread.
“You get the room beside mine,” Superman grinned as the big blue boy scout wrapped his arm around the cheesy red boy scout.
He behaved as if Cap was his twin brother. “I’ll show you your private quarters!”
Guy’s jaw dropped as he turned as green as his ring.
While every member of the Justice League had a private room in the Watchtower, a cluster of four rooms were considered prime estate. Three of the four prestigious rooms were taken by the Big Three - Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman.
Captain Whitebread gets the fourth?
It is as good as telling the hero community that the dolt is one of the Big Four.
Guy knew he deserved that honour far more than that joke of a hero.
*
“Holy Moley!” Captain Marvel’s gawked at his private quarters. “Is this for me?”
“All yours,” Superman grinned, spreading out his arms.
His fellow Kryptonian’s childlike wonder was a welcome change from the jaded cynicism, or even worse, the self-important grandeur of some heroes.
“Can this room handle lightning strikes?” Captain Marvel ran his hand over a wall.
“Well,” Superman rock on the back of his heels.
“We are in space, so there is no lightning out here. But it can withstand intense heat, radiation, corrosive environments and physical stress, so I’d imagine it can handle a regular thunderstorm.”
Marvel frowned, in thought. “Can it handle over a billion volts at more than 30,000 degrees Celsius?”
“I’m not sure if anything can handle that,” Superman replied.
“May not be an issue if….” Captain Marvel’s face lit up with a dazzling grin.
“Never mind. I know what to do.” He chuckled.
“Wisdom of Solomon,” he tapped his head.
Cap’s eyes bugged out at the fully stocked mini-fridge and pantry. He picked up a can of beer. “I’m sure you must be a certain age to drink these,” he frowned.
Superman wasn’t a fan of alcohol either. It had no effect on his Kryptonian physiology. He didn’t fancy the taste.
“I don’t like beer or alcohol either. It might be a Kryptonian thing,” he beamed, more certain than ever that he was no longer the last of his kind. “I had mine swapped for milk,” he grinned. “I can arrange that for you too.”
“That would be cool!” Cap looked delighted. “Can I have chocolate milk?”
Cap behaved like a kid let loose in a toy shop as Superman showed him the room’s features.
“The bed and walls are reinforced, but cannot withstand our strength, if you toss and turn in your sleep,” Superman warned. “Do you sleepwalk?”
“No,” Cap pursed his lips. “I’ll power down before bed so it shouldn’t be an issue.”
Power down? Does Marvel have portable red sun lamps?
That’s a brilliant idea he could adopt.”
For the rest of the morning, Superman had the pleasure of showing his new brother the rest of the Watchtower.
“Superman, this place is awesome!” Cap remarked
“Call me Kal,” Superman replied.
“Okay Kal. You were saying you have Polar Bears in your Fortress of Solitude. Can I play with them?” Marvel pleaded with large, puppy eyes.
“Sure, Will-em,” Kal replied.
Cap cringed. “I rather you call me Billy. William sounds so… old.”
“Bill, then?” Kal asked.
“Bill is good,” Billy replied.
Marvel prefers his civilian Earth name.
He probably was raised on Earth too.
So civilian Earth name it is.
“Then call me Clark.”
Bill preferred flying to using the zeta tubes. He had a point. One can never tire of the magnificent view, flying on your power from the space station to earth.
“You keep your key where everyone can see?” Bill’s eyes widened at the large golden key outside Superman’s ice fortress.
“It’s made of dwarf star material and weighs millions of tons,” Clark smirked. “It’s not like anyone can pick it up and let themselves in.” He fitted the massive key into the keyhole.
“I bet I can,” Bill smirked.
“Kryptonians can,” Clark replied. “But we’re almost extinct.” He handed the key to Marvel, who returned it to its place where it doubled up as an aircraft navigation marker.
“Holy Moley!” Bill’s jaw dropped lower as they walked into the fortress. “Are those your parents?” He pointed up at the statues Kal had created in memory of his birth parents.
“Yes. Jor-el and Lara Lor-Van,” Clark replied. “I was a baby when they sent me away. I don’t remember anything about them.”
“Oh,” Bill squeezed Clark’s shoulder. “I’m sorry to hear that.”
“It’s okay.” Clark assured him. “Ma and Pa Kent took me in when I landed on earth as a baby. They raised me as their own son.”
“That’s cool. I don’t have parents. I lost mine when I was five,” Bill’s eyes glistened with tears.
“I can still remember them, though the memories are getting fuzzy.”He dropped his smile.
“You can always visit me and my family at the farm,” Superman patted his back.
“Farm?” Cap’s eyes widened. “You grew up in a farm?”
“Raised there. My folks live there,” he chuckled as he led Bill through the fortress' many chambers. “Talking about families, there’s a polar bear family I want you to meet.”
He opened a door that led into a natural cave just outside the Fortress of Solitude.
“My neighbours,” Clark gestured at a family of polar bears.
The father and mother bears nodded at the men and chuffed their greeting.
Bill chuffed back.
Then he whimpered like a playful bear cub.
Curious cubs approached Cap with their heads up and ears forward.
The biggest baby bear swatted the air in a playful mock attack.
Captain Marvel pawed back as younger cubs rolled around.
Their mother walked slowly towards Cap, and sniffed at him.
The babies followed suit.
Between the cuffs, whines and whimpers, the bears seemed to be having some sort of conversation with the man.
“Do you understand what they are saying?” Clark walked up to them, getting a growl in response.
“Oh sorry,” Bill replied. “I keep forgetting we aren’t speaking English.”
“Huh?” Clark frowned. Confused.
“Sasha here was telling me about your noisy machines driving their fish away,” Bill added. “She asks you to be a good neighbour and keep the noise down.”
Apparently, the mother bear was Sasha, the father bear was Phil.
“I’m hardly here,” Clark replied.
Bill chuffed at the mother bear, getting a series of growls in return.
“She says, you may not be here, but your machines still make too much noise. These two days, the sounds are more frequent and worse,” Bill explained.
Sasha chuffed some more.
“Then there are the newcomers in shiny suits that came through this week,” translated Bill.
“That’s not possible,” Clark had a nagging feeling something was wrong.
Phil roared.
Sasha herded the cubs away.
“They are coming again. The bears smell them,” Clark translated for Bill.
“Sasha is asking you to tell your guests to be more considerate.”
“What guests?”
A sudden pain stabbed through Clark’s entire body.
Kryptonite.
He searched for the source, but his super-vision failed him. A wave of dizziness hit him. Hard.
“Are you okay, Clark,” Bill caught him before he hit the ground.
“Kryptonite,” his vision turned blurry as an armoured figure bearing a large chunk of Kryptonite stalked past the bears, towards him.
“I got this.”
Bill’s voice was the last thing Clark heard before he blacked out.
*
“Batman! Superman’s poisoned!” Captain Marvel strode into the Watchtower carrying a limp, green-faced Superman.
“What happened?” Batman led Marvel to The Infirmary.
“Kryptonite bomb exploded in our faces,” Marvel grimaced. “Shards of Green K pierced his skin. I removed as much as I could but I don’t have X-ray vision, but I think he breathed particles of Kryptonite, so can you check his lungs?”
“Hmmph,” Batman scrutinised Marvel. “Why aren’t you affected?”
“Kryptonite doesn’t bother me,” Marvel replied. “We were attacked in the Arctic. Who do I hand the culprits over to?”
“Bring them here for interrogation,” Batman replied. If these guys infiltrated Superman’s fortress, he wanted to find out more. “Local authorities don’t have the facilities or security to store technology that is advanced enough to take down Superman. Bring everything here for safekeeping.”
“Yes, sir!” Marvel did a chipper salute and disappeared in a red blur.
So, Captain Marvel is immune to Kryptonite. He doesn’t have X-ray vision either. The man is clearly not a Kryptonian.
As he applied the ultrasonic vibratory device to Superman’s chest to loosen the kryptonite particles in his lungs, Batman pondered on the new information that Marvel had revealed about himself.
Marvel may not be a Kryptonian, but he could be a Daxamite.
These are descendants of Kryptonians who left Krypton to explore space. They have the same powers as Kryptonians but do not have x-ray vision.
Although they are not affected by Kryptonite, Daxamites have a fatal sensitivity to lead.
Batman set up the portable lung lavage system to wash out Superman’s lungs.
Then he headed to his private quarters where he kept his contingencies against every member of the Justice League.
He removed the Kryptonite from Marvel’s box and replaced it with lead bullets.
A Very Specific Book, an angel that's here to kick your ass, a Snow Guy(?), Holy Egg
Savers - Danvers, MA
you ever run into a post and can immediately envision which anime screencaps you’ll paste it on later
its time
Something I love about M!iK and don't really see be often talked about is the morals of the story.
Shonen stories usually have to work under the same story restrictions of "power of friendship" and "we can accomplish anything by never giving up!", and while MIK certainly has that, I adore the way they twist it.
Yes, both tropes are present but taken to their absolute extreme. Power of friendship? Ok, here's a huge cast of characters who are all in some level Extremely Possesive of eachother. Never give up on your dreams? Alright, the cast are literal demons who feed on desire.
And the best part is that this is openly encouraged by the story. The story is saying "Yes, be selfish! Chase what or who you want without any shame! Take what you love and guard it ferociously because it's YOURS and no one is allowed to harm it."
Iruma's character growth is not connected to "how much more powerful can he get?" Or "how much better of a person can he be?". He's already powerful and he's already a deeply good kid. His growth is explicitly about how much more demonic he can be.
How much more tightly can he hold onto his loved ones and his desires.
How much more selfish.
Just how refresing is it to read a story where gluttony is a virtue and a goal?
biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets
is it EVER explained how the guild stole a Whole Building that one time or are we just supposed to accept that they did that. what happened. is it in anne’s room somehow? did poe draw it into a book? did fitzgerald spend a couple of mil to get strong enough to Pick It Up And Walk Away? did lovecraft fucking eat it???? did it ever get put Back???? what happened . this haunts me
He/him leaning, 18+ blog Riddler obsession, Centipede lover Mainly just reblogs for myself lol
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