Ace Combat Jpeg Dog Is Always In My Heart

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

No life without wife... <\3

he’s going to star wars hell for this

Where the FUCK is my Ace Combat yaoi

no wonder i thought everything was gay, it's because im gay 😭

Please just let jecki and Osha bully yord a little. As a treat.

Dysphoria

Questions/prompts to help develop clone trooper ocs

How did they get their name? Was it given to them, or did they choose it?

How do they paint their armor? Why did they choose that design?

What kinds of scars do they have? How did they earn their first one?

How do they react to the loss of a sibling they were close to?

Do they have plans or dreams for after the war? If so, what?

Do they have any tattoos or piercings? If so, what? When did they get them, and why?

Are they a good liar? What's the biggest lie they've told, and did they get away with it?

What's the most difficult campaign or mission they've been on? Was it a success?

What's their greatest fear? How would they react to encountering it?

Is there someone they look up to? Is it someone they know personally? Why do they look up to that person?

What's their proudest moment?

What's an embarrassing moment they still remember years later?

What kinds of non-ration foods have they tried? What's their favorite?

How often do they end up in medbay? Are they a good patient, or a pain to treat?

Do they like their Commander/General? Why or why not?

What does their genuine laugh sound like? Is it a loud cackle, or more of a deep chuckle?

Would they ever want to own a pet? What kind? What would they name it?

How closely do they follow rules/regulations?

What are they best at? Shooting, flying, demolitions, etc.?

If they collected something, what would it be?

Would/Do they ever wear makeup? A lot or a little?

What’s one thing they could infodump about for hours?

What's their favorite planet that they've visited so far? Why?

How do they handle a mission going wrong? Or complete failure?

Are they a good storyteller? What kinds of stories do they have to tell?

Favorite color?

If they ever got to wear natborn clothing, what would their style be like? Do they have a good sense of fashion?

How heavy do they sleep? What position? Do they snore or talk in their sleep?

When playing truth or dare, which option are they more likely to choose?

Do they have a favorite animal? What is it, and why?

Do they like to read or watch movies? What's their favorite genre, and why?

What kind of music do they like? Are they a good singer?

How often do they swear?

Are they good with kids?

Do they have any superstitions?

Just a cute lil thought:

Since Bruce's kids all love to play around and hide in his cape as Robins, I wonder if he makes them blankets out of the same materials as his cape so they can have a piece of security when Bruce isn't there?

I remember in Dick and Jason's older comics (correct me if I'm wrong), they used to stay up late waiting for Bruce when he'd go out as Batman alone, so I'm gonna take this as confirmation that all his kids have done this at some point.

So now I'm totally gonna hc that in order to encourage his kids to not stay up late for him or as a way to help them feel more safe and secure when he's not there, he makes them all blanket replicas of his cape for them to snuggle with :')

And also just imagine his kids all grown up, and they STILL have the blankets with them, regardless of if they've moved out.