The Existence Of This Autographed Star Poster Is Really Funny To Me Because Either A: Jäger Is Popular

Pagan but my deity of worship is whoever I'm currently dating

I barely even understand what makes maturity lucrative in this day and age, considering our world is chock full of mature adults flailing around like enormous infants. Thus I will continue to be a silly little guy 'till the end of the world (next Tuesday)

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

Pour one out for the Yord horde in their hour of mourning

I’m sure someone else probably already made this but anyway

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

maybe now that the tiktok ban is in effect, i might concentrate more on tumblr

trying to find the silver lining 😢😭

women who are evil and fucked up and horrible and