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Why is it every time I'm into someone they turn out to not be Christian. Was one of the ten commandments thou shall not serve cunt or something???

Pagan but my deity of worship is whoever I'm currently dating

I conjure thee to end thy blight upon my spirit, She Who Posts, for my servitude is not to the App but to the Supreme Being, amen

Lol not another batfam twitter au, people are so tired of those

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This is the type of shit I'd say if I became a vampire. I'd toss around subtle hints until people figure it out.

I recently became a vampire, and I’m so ashamed. 

I can’t even look at myself in the mirror.

Just a cute lil thought:

Since Bruce's kids all love to play around and hide in his cape as Robins, I wonder if he makes them blankets out of the same materials as his cape so they can have a piece of security when Bruce isn't there?

I remember in Dick and Jason's older comics (correct me if I'm wrong), they used to stay up late waiting for Bruce when he'd go out as Batman alone, so I'm gonna take this as confirmation that all his kids have done this at some point.

So now I'm totally gonna hc that in order to encourage his kids to not stay up late for him or as a way to help them feel more safe and secure when he's not there, he makes them all blanket replicas of his cape for them to snuggle with :')

And also just imagine his kids all grown up, and they STILL have the blankets with them, regardless of if they've moved out.