malarkeyenthusiast
I admire all kinds of nonsense, balderdash, hogwash, and above all, malarkey.
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a lot of loving and being loved by people is recognizing when they're sincerely trying to help or comfort you even if their words are clunky and unhelpful at best and holding onto the sentiment that they are trying to reach for you at all. and a lot of the time that has to be enough because it's all you're going to get
✨ HAPPY STAR WARS DAY ✨
Have a Kanera
the hours between 8-11pm should be reusable. optional mini time loop you can rewind and start over if you had more tasks to do or another book to read or the first three hours hanging out w your friend weren’t enough
🦗noises
its a mystery
The male fantasy is protecting the ones you love by channeling your anger into Glowy Eye Powers™️
i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope
⚠️ ROAD WORK AHEAD ⚠️
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________________ SPEEDING FINES DOUBLED WHEN WORKERS PRESENT —————————
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⚠️ ROAD WORK 500FT ⚠️
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⚠️ END ROAD WORK ⚠️
Fanart of Sazed from Mistborn🕯️✨
"I asked Chat GPT"...yeah well I asked Sam Gamgee and he told me that the shadow is only a passing thing, that there is light and high beauty forever beyond its reach. 😌
"I asked Chat GPT"...yeah well I asked Éowyn and she told me that women of this country learned long ago that those without swords can still die upon them. That she fears neither pain nor death.
"I asked Chat GPT"...yeah well I asked Aragorn and he said "I BID YOU STAND, MEN OF THE WEST!"
"I asked Chat GPT"...yeah well I asked Faramir and he said that Shire must be a great realm, where gardeners are held in high esteem.
"I asked Chat GPT"...yeah well I asked Legolas and he had some exposition for us.
I could definitely go on, but that's good for now 😅
i am the luckiest because i have u
(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)
Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!
The thing is I think the cross doesn’t take away suffering exactly. It gives it meaning. It makes it a story. So now when we have our sufferings that would otherwise be banal and pitiful and small and ugly, they get taken up into the story that goes “just like the time a God came down and died and saved the world”. And maybe that makes them a little beautiful.
As someone who's been a lover of traditional folk music from the British Isles for several decades, one thing I've learned is that "True Love" didn't always mean what you think it means. In the older songs, "true love" is not some mystical quality, some type of connection that is magically better than other Loves. No. A love that is "true" merely means that your Love is "true TO YOU." "True" as in faithful and loyal and trustworthy. A lover who will stand by you and with you no matter what comes. True the way a good sword is True. True the way a good knight is loyal. The contrast is "False Love," which is a lover who betrays you, who cannot be trusted.
"True Love" isn't something you find, it's a vow and a choice that you make, every day, to BE TRUE.
interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
"Chat what do I do the guy I hate just confessed their unyielding love to me"
Pride and prejudice screenshot redraw but not really, I drew them like how I felt like it ¯_(ツ)_/¯
The oldest profession is gardener, but go off I guess
"Well, I am going back into the open air, to see what the wind and sky are doing!"
Thanks, Legolas. I'll be adding this to my repertoire of Excuses To Leave. 😄😄
Matthew Macfadyen on set of Pride and Prejudice (2005)
normalize saying "Are the shades of Pemberly to be thus polluted?!" when things aren't going your way
grocery shopping together aka the ultimate love language
My fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an AI thing or whatever
this is the actual lede of their review of the Super Mario movie
"But it is also, if I check the clock, Mario Time". Poetry