Kid In The Library Just Said "a VILLAIN Who Lives In The MOON Is After Us" So Keep An Eye Out For That

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

Tag yourself I’m ‘sampler of drugs’

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

there is a method to my madness. however. there is also a madness to my method.

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

This seems like it could be a lot of fun as a horror game, like you have to decide if each customer is a skinwalker or a normal human and shoot only the skinwalkers, and the really annoying humans

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