Waitwaitwait Why Did I Just Realize This Now:

Gay son or thot daughter? How about gay thot son-daughter?

mans would have fucked sejanus if he thought it’d get him that plinth prize no questions asked

Today's gender was picked in a rush, and I accidentally took a few

Cis people think being genderfluid means being a girl on one day and a boy on the other when in reality it's pretty princess (he/him) and mad scientist (they/she) two hours later

‘only a bloody handprint on Dean’s clothes remains’  😭

also a happy pride month to dean's four (or two) favorite things

Me most of the time: Idk what gender I am probably not a girl tho lol

Me doing anything remotely badass: Fuck Yeah Girl Time

I was thinking about what gender sometimes feels like and i made this list:

- boygirl

- girlboy

- not today

- eldritch horror

- 11 inches emo boy (ayesha)

- perry the platypus

- diva (fem)

- diva (masc)

- slaygirl

- fag

- pretty💗

- remy (the rat)

- literally just a girl

- boy (sad)

- queen💅

- blonde

- poetry not pronouns

- fairy

- midwest emo

- ethel cain

- biblically accurate angel

I am not in fact cool about it or strong enough to be your man.