Trying This Again...tumblr Is Refusing To Upload This..

I love it.

Col. Douglas Mortimer my beloved

Tuco Ramirez as a badger!

Sorry this one took so long, I got busy and lazy lmao

That and queer people projecting all 50 of their stupid lgbt headcanons onto him 🙄 (it's me. I'm "queer people.")

funny how if you go into the john wayne tag it's just weird conservative memes and "go go usa" type shit and if you go into the clint eastwood tag it's largely people who want to fuck him

I LOVE THIS AAAAA

Thank you for showing “The Dollars Trilogy” again at theater in japan!

angel eyes has yeast in his system and is currently in an oven

angel rise

angel eyes runs out of soup

angel cries

I love you for this

Keep it up with the LVC content. I feel so aliveee

I LOVE IT.

A quick edit before New Year's Eve

Happy holidays!

I LOVE THIS

for @pasta-pardner , thank you for letting me draw these guys! fun experience, now i need watch these movies :0

I will never recover from the sheer emotional whiplash of seeing Lee Van Cleef play both the murderous, greedy rat bastard Angel Eyes AND COLONEL DOUGLAS MORTIMER aka the kindest, politest, gentlemanest gentleman in the wild west.

So, about the ship Mantimer/Mancomer. I've been thinking about who would be the dominant one in the relationship, and honestly, it's Douglas Mortimer, and it's not even close. It's the way he's able to make and hold eye contact with all his enemies aka the baddest mfs who have ever lived, but he still does it like, "I'm a badder bitch than you." (and he is.) Also because of his super gentlemanly behavior.

Wish in the movie, we could see Mortimer make Tmwnn fold, but homophobia ruins everything.

Examples of him holding eye contact with his enemies cuz some of y'all are in heat sometimes.