Porque Te Vas?

HIS SMILEEE

I LOVE IT SO MUCH ☹️☹️☹️

Deleted scene from The Big Gundown (1966)

(the snake venom scene but from the FRONT 😍)

This was pretty lazy and sloppy, but I ran out of motivation SO fast, and I couldn't keep y'all waiting anymore 🙏🏽

Hope you guys like it anyway!

No no this is SUPER gay.

For a few dollars more novelization by Joe Millard

My fav mantimer moments (2/?)

What if instead of a ring, I give you one of my pearl-handled derringers I trusted my life to ?

I love old westerns because they can be so easily perceived as homoerotic even though "they're not supposed to be."

Anyway, I got bored and made queer headcanons of main characters from the Dollars Trilogy (except AFOD because I didn't want to lol)

The Man With No Name

So damn gay; I can not see him liking women at all. I mean, the way acts with Douglas Mortimer as Manco and Tuco as Blondie??? The closet is made out of glass.

Tuco Ramirez

Queer and homophobic at the same time. It just makes sense to me. 🤷 Think about it as an "only I'M allowed to be gay" sorta thing.

Angel Eyes

Aroace but also gay yk? Just lives, does his job, looks cool as hell doing it, and doesn't gaf about romance and allat, but MAY have had some sort of history with men in some way.

Moving on to FAFDM (TMWNN is still gay dw /lh)

Douglas Mortimer

So gay bro. Wdym after you got punched by a guy, then make that same guy your partner, and drink together, and then, have only been partners with the guy for only a couple of days, and then be "so worried" about him despite him being a grown ass man who can do better than just handle himself. Plus, both of you got beat tf up together and saw each other at your highest and lowest. Zest fest.

El Indio

It just makes sense, trust.

My 50 year old diva

h hi kenny … gulp

I kinda depressed myself with that last post about Douglas Mortimer, so here's some nice random pictures of him to make up for it.

me when uh when gay cowboys‼️

new hyperfixation, quick sketch

I'm screwed.