Frogs

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

you: me, a social distancing intellectual:

Imagine being a bear. No bills. You can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. Seasonal weight gain is necessary. No judgement for sleeping 3 months at a time. It would be beary great.

you know what? because personally i don’t

banging out the tunes

i really need to stop saying ‘nice’ and ‘same’ every time i see or hear something

I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon