Once I Finally Have An Actual Flat And Job, I'm Gonna Start A Thing Where I Invite All My Friends Over

fairies

Words I use as gender neutral terms

Dude

Bro

My guy

Lads

Words I will absolutely stop using if you feel uncomfortable with them

Dude

Bro

My guy

Lads

friend: im so glad i met you… you’re so fun to talk to! i love talking to you…

me, to myself: no. you fool. its the other way around. i, in fact, am the one who is glad to have met you. i am overjoyed in your presence. do not say that you enjoy talking to me more.

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy

I have never related to any more in my life

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

His name is mogli, and we adopted him two years ago ^^

(submitted by @mango-monday)