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OOF now that's an idea

okay imagine after The Prank, Remus starts hanging out with the Slytherin Skittles. He obviously still hangs out with James and Peter, and Lily, Marlene, and Mary, but wherever they are, Sirius tends to follow. So he hangs out with the Skittles. And of course he won't tell them exactly what he and Sirius are arguing about, so he just says it was a prank. A bad prank. A disastrous one.

And it's obviously a new dynamic between the Skittles and Remus. Of course, his friends are fun and free and love pulling off insane pranks, but the Slytherins... they've actually got a bit of crazy to them.

So Barty, my crazy genius, decides that Regulus and Remus should fake-date to get back at Sirius. It's genius -- Sirius's ex-best friend (and still crush that 'no one knows about') dating his brother. Absolutely genius.

And Remus hates Sirius so much -- hates him because he could never hate him, even after what he did -- decides to go along with it.

So Regulus and Remus show up at the Great Hall, holding hands and looking all love-dovey. Barty is giggling so hard he almost gives it away. Sirius is glaring at them from the Gryffindor table, clutching his knife so hard his knuckles are bone white.

But James isn't looking at them at all. And now he won't talk to Remus, either.

Because James has been in love with Regulus for a while now, but he hasn't told anyone. And one of his best mates is holding Regulus's hand, and he wishes so hard it was him instead.

Someone please write this fic 😭😭

"So what do you recommend to encourage affection?"

"Dancing, even if one's partner is barely tolerable"

The Marauders decided to go to Vegas and lose James, who didn't want to drink too much because he "wanted to look perfect on the best day of his life". Sirius/Peter who accidentally drug them because they wanted everyone to loosen up and have fun before one of their own is sacrificed to the societal construct that is marriage. Wolfstar who end up marrying when high. The trio steal a cop car, get arrested and use their one phone call to call Regulus.

On the other side of the world in Amsterdam, the Skittles are in a similar predicament - somewhere during the night, they lost regulus. Rosekiller got married as a gag, Pandora is losing a finger and Dorcas started a riot.

Both of their hunt take place at the same time. Neither party lets the other know that the groom is missing.

Hi friends.

Does anyone know of a fic like the Hangover films but about Sirius, Remus and Pete trying to find James the day before his wedding with Regulus?

Or the other way round. Barty, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas are looking for Regulus a day before his wedding.

I need it.

James "dogs are so weird, no matter how much you hurt them, they'll still love you" Potter vs Regulus "cats are so weird, they don't tell you what's wrong until it's too late" Black.

- 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎, 𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜

R. A. B.

—Come on, it’s our reading time!

—James, I know it bores you to death. You hate reading time.

—Maybe, but I like spending time with you and I don’t hate that.

You're leaving now and my dreams will go with you / You'll forget me, you'll forget me / I know I'll lose a great love and a good friend too / So tell me how it will be / Me without you, me without you

First week back to school after sirius ran away.

The tragedy of Regulus Black

James' response to everything, all the time: "Oh, you want me bad."

when ppl say James is oblivious to someone flirting but I know him for the cocky shit he is who thinks everyone is flirting with him.