Both Reached For The Pristine Blade

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

It’s a content warning to you. To me it’s the reason it’s on my reading list

"defend your thesis" first of all why are you attacking my thesis.

Yves Olade, from Bloodsport; “When rome falls”

[Text ID: “You look like you’ve eaten the sun, like / you drank so much sunlight you’re drowning in it.”]

Astarion sneakily getting a peek of Tav's sketchbook to see multiple drawings of the same guy and he's like "ooooh someone has a crush 😏" and then Tav just kinda has to sit there like "haha yeah sure do 😳"

This is just such a funny concept to me lmao

He takes a look at the drawings and is like ".... is he a vampire too...?" Everyone else is just trying not to fuckin burst out laughing

Marauders fans be like “i read AU’s to escape the pain of cannon” and then the AU is the bloody Hunger Games

dorian gray wasn’t even that vain, he was just 20. everyone has a moment in their 20s when they realise they’re actually kinda hot, that’s a part of life and it’s totally Normal. it’s not dorian’s fault that all these sexually repressed men are obsessed with him, nor is it his fault that he’s exclusively attracted to red flags. this is just what happens when you’re in your 20s </3

why so /srs?