Virtua Fighter 3tb

DAVE: dude were kind of giving ketchup and mustard rn

KARKAT: WHAT?

DAVE: yknow like the condiments

KARKAT: CONDOM… MEANT…?

DAVE: oh man dont tell me you guys are rawdogging your roasted tubular barkbeastflesh or whatever the fuck you would call them in trollsylvania

DAVE: just imagining the vantas extended family standing around at a cookout

DAVE: hurling obscenities at one another whilst horking down dry meat nestled betwixt even drier buns made of pulverized wriggler pupa molt

DAVE: roll footage of that over a troll sarah mclaughlin track and the caegars come pouring in

DAVE: anyway back to the first thing

DAVE: it kinda fits our vibe too

DAVE: me being the sweet sexy tangy coulis that every flag waving american wants slathered on their hog this summer

DAVE: shit lets be honest every other season too

DAVE: you being the grainy pungent explosively spicy heterogeneous gunk whose delicate honeylike undertones can only be unlocked by individuals with an acquired taste

DAVE: and lucky for you ive procured the shit outta your sapor

DAVE: theres a poupon joke to be made here somewhere gimme a sec

KARKAT: SOMETIMES I WONDER IF EDUCATING MYSELF MORE ABOUT YOUR FRIVOLOUS, SOFT-BELLIED HUMAN CUSTOMS WOULD SPARE ME AT LEAST AN HOUR PER DAY OF NONSENSISMS SPEWING FORTH FROM YOUR WASTECHUTE DIRECTLY INTO MY NOW CONSTANTLY-OVERSATURATED AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS.

DAVE: not a chance babe

DAVE: you present me with a delectable little seedling of a talking point and ill nurture the bastard regardless of how much background knowledge you possess

DAVE: cultivating entire cropfields worth of witticisms

DAVE: at least fifty seven varieties

(a sort-of redraw of this old post!)

Gₒₙₑ fᵢₛₕᵢₙg

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

the Heir is a hero who reviles what he reveres. an Heir in fairy tales is one who wants nothing more than to attain his father’s station, but hates his father for not giving it to him; or one who loves the privileges of his rank but hates its responsibilities, wishing for the freedom of a commoner.

Equius wants to be dominated by what he hates, and loves what is beneath him when he should be exercising dominance over it. he hates meat - implying to Nepeta that he doesn’t eat it - but values his own “meat” or flesh over his spirit. Alternia’s indigo caste - its Heir class - is entirely a caste of walking contradictions. they treat the planet’s musclebeasts as creatures “meant to be 100ked upon with adoration“, but treat another race of man-beasts as inferior, fit only for the role of being part of a “butler genus”. though they exist to serve those above them, they reject the sea dwellers for being “EVEN PURPLIER“ than the subjugglators, in fact considering themselves “obligated to be at odds”. it’s only fitting that Equius is the one to discuss the difference between friends and enemies with his superior only a page after we’re told that “in troll language, the word for friend is exactly the same as the word for enemy.”

naturally this makes the Heir a class closely tied with the concept of masculinity, because the complex dual nature of masculinity is such a strong theme in Homestuck. the indigoblood’s power comes not just from his position on the hemospectrum but his position in a patriarchal society, and when Equius starts to lose his grip on the saddle of his high horse it’s not only for a lowblood, but for a lowblooded woman.

the successful Heir is a hero who successfully overcomes masculinity’s trappings and, like all heroes ultimately must, reconciles the contradicting aspects of the masculine and the feminine. John matures as an Heir by overcoming the side effects of being brought up in an all male household, under a father who valued his strength of the flesh above all else, and mastering the spirit and the feminine - represented by spirit arms and the feminine blue slime of his ghostly mentor. Equius’ fate is instead to succumb to masculinity altogether, allowing the male superior in his life to cut off his connection to breath entirely.

Tumblr needs to reevaluate the sexyman status of Perch Perkins from the spongebob musical. Him AND Plankton deserve the title!

Bruh

two lowas panel redraws in one day?? what has come over me

At least Spider’s honest about being a dickhead. Dusty’s just the fucking worst

I can always hear you sing, I wanna hear you speak to me

can you do a symbol pack pls?? thank u beautiful 🌸

⣦ ᭪ᬻ ⠛⠖⡅❀˖° ❤︎ ❘ ❙ ͏ ✟ ᭢ ᰭᰭ᳜᳝᳝ᰯ꫶ ▨ུ͏ ʕ⁎̯͡✭ུ ᭢͏ུ᭢ ♫ᰭᰯ᳜᳝᳜᳝⃨ ⣷ ͏ ᭪᭰˘˖ࣺ᭨͙᭰͒̑͡ ུ⃨ :¨ ·.· ¨: ฅ ⢀♥︎͏͏ ͏ ͏꯳⃘꤫ ͡ ❀꫶̯͙ࣺ˖̑͡♪ ͏ ͏ུུ̑̑✿᮫᮫̑̑ ᭨᭪ བྷ།ᬼ ᭨ ❘ ❙❘ ࣼࣼࣼ ‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎̶̲̌͜ ᭨𖥟.* ◌⃘࣭ٜ࣪࣪࣪۬  *ೃ✿ི⃨ꦿꦸ ♪⃝ ✳︎ 𓏸 ˙᭨ ⃟⃜ ཻུ۪۪. ░⃜ ͠ ✟꫶᳜᳝ࣺࣴ➲⓵᳜᳝᳜᳝✟⃛⡴ ✪ ✬✽ ͏͏◖⬤ᰯུ✿꫶᳝᳜᳝᳜᳝᳜᳜᳜᳝࣭ ͏✟⃛ᰯᰭ࣭⠄᳝᳜♪⓷◖꫶᳝᳜⃛ ཤꪴ͠❦✟̭̈́♫ུ᳝᳜͏͏◗✿ᰯ꫶꫶ུ⃨▩ㆁ̴̶̷̤́ㆁ̴̶̷̤̀ ✿͙ᨳ ⣬♬♪♫᳝᳜ᰯ.░ ▒ ░ ❞⃘ ⇢͟ ❛ ▞ ⃟͚̊ ܺ ᭚ ◌◍*⃝̥ ❤︎ ▄▀▄ ˖𖥔.⟡ ˖͢ ⃟͚ 𓈒 𓈒ིུ𖤛.̲.̲𖥔♥︎ ❜ ⊹ 𓇼𓈒 ◌ *⃝̥ ⓘ 𓈒 ﾟ⃝⊹ lılı. .ılıl ਏਓ₊˚✥ ⿻ 𓏸𓈒 ၇͜ᩘ ♡⃟͚̊၇⃪⃖ৡ 𒀭 ⬤⬮⬤ ⬮ ݃♱ཐི♡⃟͚̊ཋྀ 𖢅.⁺ ໒ ྀ ෴ ⁺ ˖ ⁄⁄͈꒱ა₊̣̇.𖢅.⁺ ໒ ࿔᭬ৡ⃪꫶⃗၇͜ᩘ၇⃪⃖ৡ࿔█▓︵⃨‿✮૮₍∗ ₊˚ .·̩͙ ₊ 𓍢♪♰ 𓏲࣪ . 𓂃 ⁺ ˖ 𖢅.⁺ ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁  ׅ ࣪ ⿴ ྀ ꯳⃘꤫⃛͡❤︎ᰯ ᭢˚̣̣̣͙͏ ͏͏͏⑮ ཐི♡⃟͚ཋྀ꠹ᭂ ຶ⵿  𓈒ིུ❦ ݃𖥨᩠ׄ݁   ཻུ۪۪ⓘ 𖥔 ෆ ★ ☆ ࣪ᯤ ᘒ ் 𖢅͢ ∮͠ ཐི༑ཋ᭡ ִ 𝂅 ✶ 𑁍 𖦹 . . . 𓏧 ♪▩ ׄ 𓈒 𒀭 𓂂𓏸 ✿⃬⃝࣪ ᨳ₊˚ ⬮⬤⬮ 𓈒ཊ♥︎ཉ ⓲ ✻⧉✢ ̥ ◌ ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁꙳ ⊹ ✎ ᝰ =͟͟͞ ❤︎ #⃞ ৡ⃪꫶⃗ ᭄⢾ ৡ⃪꫶⃗ ⬮ ၇͜ᩘ♥︎ ▒᳜᳝᳝᳜᳝᳜᳝᳜᳝⃛ ✟ ି ᭨ ᖭིᖫྀ . ˖ ▭▬ ◌ ◛ ໋𓈒 ̣͘░͟ ₊˚⊹ ྀི ⌒₊˚ ♪ ㅠㅅㅠ ❤︎ ꯭ ⊹ ⋆ ࣪ *৹໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ͙✩ ⛶ 𓈒⿻ ⿴ ⊹ ۫ ♩ ׂ ˙ ི ྀೃ ཐི༑✟⃨⃛༑ཋྀ ♬◌ ◛ ໋𓈒 ! ♡⃝⑅ ⋆ #⟡˙♬⃝˚᧔᧓ ૮꒰ ྀི ◜ . ◝ ྀི꒱ა ♫ུ᳝᳜᳝ ྲྀྲྀ ໋𓈒 ✿꫶᳝᳜᳝᳜᳝᳜৯▒ 𓂃𓈒၇͜ᩘ♥︎𓈒ཊཉ 𓈃 ♪ ✺  𖢅⿻᭩͡ᰯ ♬⃝˚𓈒 ׂ᭩͡ᰯ◌♪ ◍ ❝#⃞ ❞❙❘❙ . . ᧔᧓ . . ˖ ་ ıl˳ ⟢ ˖◛ . . [᧔᧓] ♡⑅⃝◌𖥔Ꞌ ࣪ 𓋜˖ ❚ ◌ 𓈒 ⭒ ཐིཋྀ ˖ ࣪⊹ 𓂂 ࿐ ۫ .*⭒ ᓭི༏ᓯྀ｡ﾟ♡ ˖ ࣪ ୧ ｡: ✻ ˖ ֹ ִ ⟢. ཐི ཋྀ۪ ࣪ ✳︎ 𓏸 　 ҉ ๋ ◌ ၇͜ᩘ༣ஓ⺉ݴ᭄ ❚❘❙❘⎯⎯╾⃰◌̺̺͙ ⬤ 𖢅𝅮໒꒰ྀི ˊ͈ 𐦫 ˋ͈ ꒱ྀིა ུ ♩♬ ① ᭋᭂᬹ ˘͒ˑ᳜⃛ -̮͡ू  ۪۪۫۫ᤢ ⣬ ❤︎ ̵̼͓̥͒̾͘ꙮ . . . ༶⁺ ཐི♡⃟ཋྀ ♬⃝ ıllı ྐ𖥨᩠ׄ݁ ˖ ݁ ཐི ཋྀ 𓏸𓈒 ָ࣪ 𓂂 𓏸 ˖ ⿴݃♱ ˓  ֢ =͟͟͞✪ ྀ 𓈒﹠̲ ☄︎ ࣪˖✦ .ꢀ  ◌ ⃘ 〣 ◌ ┆ ♡⃟͚̊♱ ᨘ໑ ᯓ ✶₊ ᚙ 𓋜♪ ˖ ♡⃝ ྐⓘ ⓰ ˎˊ ˗ ⊹ ⵓ ৡ⃪꫶͜ᩘ◍ 𖦸໋݊ ཻུ. ㊅*ིྀ ꯭ ˚❁્᭄͜͡ ۪ܺׄ⃞✿᭢⠞ུ. ᡴꪫ ‧͡‧̫  Ꮚᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ہ ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣ ৣ ۬۟ ⏜ ⏜ ⏜ ۪𐙚 ུ⃛ ⬮ᰰᩴ ㅤᤣ९ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ׁ ི۪۪۪ ֯ ּ ֗ ۫ ැ 𓈒 ֹ ᜴✿ ︶ྀི ᭢ ᰭᰭ᳜᳝᳝ᰯ꫶ ᧔ ❀ ᧓ ▦ ▩ 𖣯 ⬚ ░ ▒ ೋ ᭄ᬽ ྀི ꕀ ꦿ ๑՞ ᭪ᬻᭊ ི⃨ꦿꦸ ꦽ ⬮ ꠹ᭂ ⚈้̤͡ ˌ̫̮೧ູ ʕ·͡ˑ·ཻʔ ᬉٞ٭ٝ 𑆪ིྀᩧ𑆠 ٞ 𝅄 ?꯭﹖ ᥀࣪ ★ ⌢ ◌ ۫ ꒱ ᰮᬺᬸ ۭۭۭ۫ࣳ۫֗❘ ⡷⃨ ᭢˚̣̣̣͙͏ ུ♪ᭂ ◌·. ꯭ ഁㅤ᭄𖹭ઠᥱ︭૨ㅤ𔓕꯭ !ㅤํ⿴ㅤ𓄼░ 🌼⃝˚ 𓄼 ｡ﾟ ြ░ ᭢༽ৣৢ ં⸼ ꦿ ༽ৣৢ؞ৢ؞ؖ ◞ ༎ຶ •̛)ྀ ໂ‧͡‧̫ໃ ⬤ᰯུ ᬊ ծູ ̟̞̝̜̙̘̗̖҉̵̴̨̧̢̡̼̻̺̹̳̲̱̰̯̮̭̬̫̪̩̦̥̤̣̠҈͈͇͉͍͎͓͔͕͖͙͚͜͢͢͢͢͢͢͢͢͢͢͢͢͢͢ͅ▫️ ┈⵿۪۫۫۫ ‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎̶̲̌͜♪⃝  ིུ͠ ֵ๋̾͒۫ ❧ ༄⸼۪❀˟̫ː ͏ •̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙  ᭢ຶ⵿⁕ 𓊈❀𓊉 ༄༽❜ ᓭི༏ᓯྀ◛ ໋𓈒 ❛❜〄 ◍⃘꯭໋۟ ▄ ︻̷̿┻̿═━── ıllı 𖥔᭄𓈒🖱️ྀི ͟͟❘❙❚❙ ▭▬ ❿ ❘ ❙ ❘⬮⃨۪۪̃۟⬤⡳ㅤ ㅤ⏝ ⏝ིི᭨ ྀ 𝅘𝅥𝅮♪ ⏝ི ✧ ུ ⏝ིི᭨ ྀ⑧ ̷ ✧ ♡̵̼͓̥͒̾͘ ✿⃘ֹ ♡̵̼͓̥͒̾͘ ✦.໋᳝🎥◍. ᬊཻུ۪۪ 𖡄̽【】. 【♡⃞】 ₊ ֗ 𓈀 ❜͟ 𖥔❚❙❘ 𓂃⊹𓈒⟡ ᶻz ♪⃞ ₊ ֗! ◍⑅ . . ໋𝜗𝜚 ࣪𓊆ྀི❤︎𓊇ྀི ❬ ❛◍᧔᧓⃢ ࿒ཽ🈖⃨᭢ຶ⵿ ⓴ ̷۪۪ᰰ ❝᷀ົ . ݁ 𐒘𝛠 𝒲h͟o ﹗%⃘꯭໋۟ ⊹ ۶༩╰۪ ᡴꪫ ݁和谐͘𓂂 ͜ᩘ ̵̼͓̥͒̾͘𑣿᭨ᬽᭊᯤ̸ཻུ۪۪۪۫ ᭢ຶ⵿ ཀ ⓱+ ▬̸̎͞ ▂▃ . འ ╲╱ ܢ

‎ ض̺̿ ` ♰ ٣ֻٍ ؁. ‎ݻـــى ᡃ. ̬ ضܑܮ. ༩ ♡̸ ࠕ࡛ ㅤܢض̺̿ ` ♰ ٣ֻٍ ؁. ‎ݻـــى ᡃ. ﷴ. ̬ ꧓. ۽ ؆. ضܑܮ. ༩ ♡̸ ࠕ࡛ ㅤܢㅤㅤ𐬦ㅤㅤ. ⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰. ۱̣. 𐧘. ᜧ ‎ﷻ ༒ 𓂋 ׂ ׅ ◞ ͙ࣳ 𒑟 𒃽 طو 𒁍 ‘ … 𒊏 ..𒆨 ‘ ‎ ٸٸ 𒋤 ༏།། 𐎱̸ 𒑎 ༏།། ۪｀‎༦ དྷ ༮‎ ༏། 𒉴 ⣋ ▍ 𒂇 𒌩 𒋲 ` ‎𒀀 𝄒 𒉾 ᷅᷆ 𒊓 … 𒊏 𒑟༒𒈜 ༑ 𒁇 ༮ ཛྷ 𐎱̸ ۗ 𒍮 𒑊 ฅ 𖡍 ⁛ ᭭ ˚ ▊ ¹⁸ ☡١ 𖤓 𒂭 𓊑 ¸ ݊ 𖤛 𓈒◌ ✧ ◌⃘ ݁ ◍ ◌ ׂ 𓈒 ·˚ ﹙ أتى 𓇻 𓂋 ༺ ༻ ۰ 𓆤 ࣭ ႋ ׅ ํ ཆི ្ ཆྀ 𔓎 ﹏ 𒈒 ៚ ٠. 𒈞 𒍮༦␍ ༂ ۬۟ﷻ𒇤𒇳𒉼𒅒𒂤˓ ۗ 𑣿 𒂝 ࣪‎ 𒁍 ࣪ཧ ⸯⸯ𒊒