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my dog Lois!!!

And by the time they retrieve the sandwich, it has gotten moldy. 

Every night you hear a noise coming from your kitchen. One day you work up the courage to investigate. Upon entering you see a monster rummaging around in your fridge, stealing a sandwich and escaping through a portal. That was your favourite sandwich.

Rose

my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

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wishing all of my muslim followers a beautiful and peaceful ramadan!

I feel like death if death was on her period and just got hit by a bus.

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens