I Like That He Gets Knocked Over

Don't put your drink near the computer!

Title: SCP-079 - オールドAI

Source: scp-wiki.net/scp-079

CC-BY-SA 3.0

Author: 不明

手癖

pov; dinner with the prime assets

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mfw the Content has a Warning

SMALL TIME i was obliged to draw all the prime assets as little children THEY ARE VERY SILLY franco is the youngest and gooseberry is the oldest! - they all have problems with their parents :o( - franco and coyle are in love with phyllis - phyllis likes leland because he's… you know… a BAD BOY (but she can't reciprocate because of her father) - coyle got his glasses from his dad when his mom slapped the boy's face so hard that his eye bled. now he wears them all the time because "they look cool." - futterman is the calmest of them all, she often has to stop the younger ones from stupid and dangerous ideas - barbi is very easy to make cry, leland gets angry about it but he still has to help phyllis calm franco down or it won't stop - coyle is very patriotic, repeating his father's political position I WOULD BE GLAD TO LISTEN TO YOUR IDEAS ABOUT THEM… I WILL DEFINITELY DRAW SOMETHING

Basicamente yo en el SCP: Facility Breach + shitpost

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