KENDRICKS PROFORMANCE. KENDRICKS. PROFORMANCE.

Due to my father's infamously questionable children's media choices: the original Godzilla

No, really, it was a heritage art showing. We were thiiiiis close to being scarred for life by the chilling nuclear horror, and then the guy in a rubber suit showed up and it was fine. Our mother was not impressed.

Other gems include cluelessly showing Princess Mononoke to toddlers and letting a still-single-digits sibling watch Jaws right before the start of swim camp.

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."

I feel so seen.

I've spread this earworm to my whole friendgroup XD

If you're visiting my profile for the slur song, here's the spotify link:

Text link if that doesn't work.

You can stream it on YouTube too. I'll update if Apple accidentally approve it.

Thankyou for all your messages, I'll get to them all eventually, promise!

Hello Witcher fans, may I offer you my dumb doodles from the last month or so

I guess I always assumed that Gotham was Chicago, NY was NY, and Metropolis was, like, Portland? Seattle? Or maybe some east coast city on account of the water and general Aura of Civility(tm)

To me metropolis Gotham and new York city occupy the same space because they're all supposed to be NYC right. Like Gotham in NJ and the other two in NY and in DC reality the geography is just different whatever. And then I read fics where the author says Metropolis and Gotham have two time zone hours difference so I suppose it's in Kansas now? Or something? Idk I don't America. And that has the same feeling for me as that one MCR fic I read once where Gerard hitchhikes/road trips across the entire USA to get from New Jersey to New York City

Folks, backup your Tumblrs, for real this time

Where do I find this worksheet? It's brilliant.

I love a sketch that does this; at first it's funny, you immediately get the bit. Then it keeps going and it's REALLY funny. Then they bring THAT ONE PHRASE where you lose it. Then we see it double down, the coworkers, and you think 'well, that's it, that's peak comedy right there,' and then, if you're really lucky, you're wrong. The ending somehow, someway, spins it sideways, takes it up to 11, and tops itself all over again.

Y'know, I rag on Jimmy Olsen as much as the next fan, but while he does get turned into a gorilla more than really seems reasonable, he's still a good character.

A big heart AND he works well under pressure! Action Comics 712

I have no idea how, but this artist has created a picture that looks more like Dick Grayson and Damian Wayne than any comic panel. I'm almost totally face blind and tell the bats apart mostly by context and memorizing costumes, and YET. As soon as I saw this picture I knew which Batman and Robin it was meant to depict. Excellent use of body language personality cues, truly surreal experience, 10/10 would startle in consternation like a newly-awoken cat again.

🌻 comm for gee! thank you 💖