God I HATEEE HATEEEE HATEEEEE Saiki X ANY Character Ship. Like Any And All Saiki Kusuo Ship. LET HIM

Who Each Saiki K Character Would Main in Mario Kart

Because I had so much fun with the PJSK one hehe

Saiki used to use Link because not only was he a relatively normal choice, but also because he thinks he's cool. Now that Link is gone, however, he's decided to use Luigi instead, considering how popular he is among casual players.

Nendo uses Wario. He'll always choose Wario, no matter how many times Kaido complains about him for some reason.

Kaido was one of the many angry Dry Bowser fans. He has since bitterly decided to switch to King Boo, although he's willing to admit there are much worse options.

Teruhashi uses Peach. It's her way of trying to come off as innocent so people will go easy on her, because really, she's very competitive.

Yumehara uses Toadette because she thinks she's cuter than any of the princesses.

Hairo uses Donkey Kong. Big fan of that guy. He also exclusively plays with tilt controls, although he isn't very good.

Toritsuka uses Rosalina. Exclusively on motorcycles. He's been dedicated to her since a very young age. For a brief moment he considered switching to Pauline, however he considers that cheating somehow.

Mera has never played Mario Kart before. Every time her friends have played it with her around it's been at some kind of special event where there was food involved so she was too occupied to play. She's been enlightened on the Cow, and her interest has piqued, although maybe for the wrong reason.

Kuboyasu is the Bowser to Kaido's Dry Bowser. He shares Kaido's rage at the loss, but not to the same extent. He tries to cheer Kaido up by reminding him that they both still get to play as the bad guys.

Saiko used Pink Gold Peach. To him, she was the best of the best because not only is she high class, she is also literally made of gold. He's completely distraught over her being cut from the game and has since settled for Pauline.

Rifuta is, shockingly, completely okay with Teruhashi using Peach. That means Peachette is all to herself! She is the cuter version of Peach after all. Unfortunately, with the character being cut, she has decided to use Baby Peach instead. It won't give her the reactions she wants =[

Aiura already was a Daisy fan before, but after finding out Saiki plans on changing his main to Luigi, she will NOT stop reminding him.

Satou does not, in fact, use Mario. Nobody uses Mario. He uses Yoshi. Another very common character choice nobody would think twice about.

Akechi uses Toad. This irks Saiki for some reason.

Suzumiya has a deep appreciation for Lakitu, as he is what keeps you on course. She can't help but wonder if he floats everywhere because he's clumsy too.

Kusuke used Ludwig before. He has since decided to make the switch to Bowser Jr. Yes, he does main them in Smash, too.

Makoto uses Mario to match Kokomi. She really wishes he wouldn't.

Takahashi uses Waluigi. He's one of those.

Maybe one day I will actually finish him, but this week does not contain that day

okay something i noticed that i think is really funny is that the anime made kaido seem so much more disinterested in yumehara LMAOOO in the manga, he just seems to be purely oblivious but in the anime he seems truly truly disinterested, why did they do that to his expression and why did they remove his line about being happy to have saiki and yumehara there 😭

TY FOR THE MURDER BFS TORISAI BIRTHDAY WISHES @lu-kario <333 ILYYSMMM LOOK AT THAT KITTY MY BABIESS

'm back!

While I was gone I wrote a third chapter of this Teruhashi murder fanfic:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58765642/chapters/163708129

And a second chapter of this random fanfic where Kuriko is on her period. It wasn't gonna be a chapter thing but I just felt like writing more of it:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60949339/chapters/166024201#workskin

I also drew Saiki as a wee mermaid :3

He's so "part of your world" coded.

there is nothing stopping me from making everything into lesbians

forgot i made this

more terusai… im quite predictable