Antigonick, Antigone Funn, Birth

Allotments - David Inshaw

1988

I feel like i'm obligated to tell all German learners about one of the biggest inside jokes Germany has to offer

and it's this sticker:

This sticker says:

"Nice here.

But have you ever been to Baden-Württemberg?"

Baden-Württemberg is one of Germany's federal states. Now i don't know the background behind this sticker (probably tourism marketing) or how exactly it turned into the biggest inside joke ever, but anyways

This sticker is EVERYWHERE. And when i say everywhere, i mean like on the Golden Gate bridge, on top of mount Everest, on the pyramids in Egypt, in Tschornobyl, on the Burj Khalifa, and so on.

No place on earth is safe.

Evidence below:

My Chemical Romance providing two nights of face shredding

From Lord Byron and Countess Guiccioli's palace in Ravenna, Italy (recently renovated and turned into a museum)

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

Orcanize and find your pod.

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

the bluest eye, toni morrison