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he's so down bad i know this is canon
Ok but imagine this??? pitiful Neuvillette doing dumb things just to see furina lolol
He's out there, visiting Furina's place like he's leaving breadcrumbs for himself to find his way back. It's like he's trying to build a nest at her house LMAO Forgetfulness who??? that's just his excuse to swing by and get a peek into her life.
And those "walks" of his in the afternoons? oh let me tell you, they're more like dramatic strolls past Furina's house. He's acting like it's a casual thing, but we all know he's lowkey hoping she'll notice him. Like, seriously, the desperation is so real that Im getting secondhand embarrassment from him.
So, one day, Furina, being the sharp queen she is, calls him out on it. And what does he do? He can't even lie properly. It's like, bro, just spill it already. But no, he's over there, stumbling through an excuse about forgetting stuff and wearing scarves that don't even exist.
And the gifts???? they start off as "necessities," but we all know he's just throwing random stuff her way. Dresses, shoes, jewelry – it's like he's a one-man show trying to get her back on stage. Bless his heart, he thinks he's being smooth. 😭
The inner monologue? It's like a whole soap opera up in his head. "Ah, Neuvillette, you hapless fool. How many times will you return here just to catch a glimpse of her? Pitiful, indeed." Honestly, he needs a reality check, but it's kinda cute how he's just a lost fanboy in Furina's world.
Long story short, Neuvillette is out here, playing the pitiful card, thinking he's subtle. And Furina? She's just sipping her tea, enjoying the show, and occasionally leaving little hints for him to follow. It's a whole mess, but it's the drama we signed up for.
Neuvillette x Evermore from Beauty and the Beast focallette au. That’s it. That’s all I can think about.
post 4.2 furina finds out neuvillette said she was 'prone to hysterics' and is like 'hahaha.... yeah, yeah i was wasn't i? it must have been awful, having to deal with me for all those centuries...'
and you know neuvillette is standing there wracked with guilt like
(it starts to storm and furina thinks its because he's remembering how annoying and frustrating it was working with her, and meanwhile neuvillette is three seconds away from throwing himself on the ground and begging for forgiveness)
Shipping both zhongchili and Focacchino is funny because it almost looks like Celestia's plan to stop the Tsaritza's revolution is to have the Archon rizz up her harbingers.
Now their running theory is that Signora's death wasnt a lost duel but a really messy and violent break up.
Capitano and Columbina are being interroged to know if their type happens to be hot tall lady that could (try) kick their ass.
They will not confirm nor deny.
Thinking about how Furina and Neuvillette are besties, yet have total opposite behavior towards their bestie's SO (say, Arle and Wrio)
Furina with Wriolette: I like to think Furina approves of this relationship a lot. She wants Neuvillette to open up and see the beauty on the worst side of humanity, and Wrio, as a reformed criminal is the perfect person for that. Also, he's patient in dealing with Neuvi's emotional constipation and has a good intuition for what Neuvillette needs. The cherry on top, he's a good person, is brave, and respects the Melusines. Only the best for her bestie.
Neuvillette with Focacchino: The second Furina look away he's trying to assassinate Arlecchino. Diplomatic problems? Yeah, he'll get around that once the forth harbinger is six meters below ground.
The dream team
Cale: White star! You’ll never defeat us because we have the power of-
Choi han: Friendship!
Rosalyn: Family!
Raon: Love!
Alberu: AND GUNS!
White star: Wait, what was that last one!? *gets shot*
Still can’t believe that in a world of magic and fantasy they gave the magical dark elf prince a freaking glock. The ridiculousness always puts a smile on my face.
The voice inside my head
At an important meeting at the palace Alberu: I am not sure about this plan, I have a bad feeling. Cale: What do you mean? Alberu: don't you ever get that little voice inside your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble? Cale: ...no? Rosalyn: that explains a lot. Cale: I actually have 7 and half of them scream arson and looting while the other half scream chaos and destruction so I just ignore them all. Choi Han and Bud: *visibly concerned* Eruhaben: *feeling way too old to deal whit this problematic child* tsk tsk Unlucky Bastard.
The dream team
Cale: White star! You’ll never defeat us because we have the power of-
Choi han: Friendship!
Rosalyn: Family!
Raon: Love!
Alberu: AND GUNS!
White star: Wait, what was that last one!? *gets shot*
Still can’t believe that in a world of magic and fantasy they gave the magical dark elf prince a freaking glock. The ridiculousness always puts a smile on my face.
Odysseus: Hello! I’m here to offer my hand in marriage to Helen.
Leta: Welcome to Sparta! This is my daughter Helen, world famous for her beauty. And this is my creepy arts and crafts niece, Penelope.
Penelope: *hisses*
Odysseus: …
Odysseus: Change of plans. I want the weird girl.
"quit your job"
"why"
"join our polycule"
When Leo and Usagi start dating
Raph:
Is suspicious of Usagi bc how many Yōkai have they met that HAVEN’T at some point attacked Leo?
Will stare down Usagi whenever Leo leaves the room (Usagi, the poor boy, doesn’t realize what’s happening and just smiles at Raph like :D)
Gave Usagi THE TALK. (If you even think about doing anything to hurt Leo I will personally END YOU.)
Gives Leo a talk. (If that guy does anything to you I’m gonna hurt him.)
Warms up to Usagi after a while.
Usagi nicks his hand on something and Raph helps Usagi put a bandaid on it.
Usagi is now brother number five.
Donnie:
Worried at first but gets used to the idea of Leo dating pretty quickly.
Does not interact with the rabbit man.
Overprotective of Leo but more subtly than Raph.
Definitely has plans if Usagi does anything to make Leo upset. ( >:3 )
Tells Usagi he could do better than Leo(as a joke ofc)
Kinda protective of Leo but not as much as Raph, he’s worried that if it doesn’t work out Leo will be sad
Usagi goes into Donnie’s lab looking for Leo and asks what Donnie’s working on, Donnie launches into a monologue, and Usagi sits there. Listening eagerly. Asking good questions.
Donnie loves Usagi now. They often talk about Donnie’s latest projects.
Donnie encourages Leo to “keep him” on a regular basis.
Mikey:
Heard about Usagi the first time and lit up.
“Is he cute? Do you really like him? Is he coming over?”
Welcomes Usagi into the lair immediately.
Often invites Usagi over for dinner.
Makes Usagi breakfast when he stays the night.
Goes to Run Of The Mill to see Usagi at work/bring him lunch.
Gives Usagi advice on how to woo Leo even more.
Convinces Raph that Usagi is nice and he wouldn’t hurt Leo if his life depended on it.
April:
“Lmao I knew you were a furry”
Pretty chill. Doesn’t hate Usagi but doesn’t absolutely love him.
will help with anything if she’s asked to.
encourages Leo to go for it when he’s nervous.
imagine having a cheerleader that just sat on her phone and occasionally went “woo go team you got this”
Splinter:
“YOU HAVE A WHAT?!”
”I am calm now, my son. Just make sure he is not a spider.” (Cue Leo texting Usagi at 3am like “Arw you a spidwr????”)
His son is so grown up.
His boyfriend is so nice.
”I want grandchildren.”
Draxum!
“Aren’t you a little young to be dating?”
Doesnt like the idea of one of his kids the turtles dating.
Definitely intimidates Usagi
The betrayal when Raph starts liking Usagi
Helps Donnie with his plan to get revenge on Usagi if Usagi hurts Leo.
Only starts trusting Usagi after Mikey tells him that Usagi is nice.
just so y’all know, I do read the tags and change things I feel that are better than what I initially put. Your input makes me happy!
Headcanon: Penelope's Street Knowledge
We know that nobility during the Regency and Victorian era often did charity, such as providing food and clothes for the poor, and generally as an act of benevolence and their "noble duty". We know that this is a thing in the Eorka Empire with Winter. Thus, the illustrious and noble Eckhart family must also do such things from time to time, right?
Originally, they don't bring Penelope because of her horrid personality, thinking that she'd throw a tantrum. However, on one occasion, they begrudgingly bring her. Turns out, she is a great help.
The street children are wary of nobility and for good reason. They've developed a system of code words and hand signals that every child on the streets is intimately familiar with. Only those from the lowest of the commoners have knowledge of them; not even Winter, a noble known for his genteel kindness towards the ill-fated, knows.
In the past when the Eckhart men walk the streets and provide food, not many come, with a handful of the braver and older ones stealing closer. However, with Penelope, things are a lot different. She twists her fingers in a set of gestures, which to them, looks like it's from nerves. However, she's signing something different entirely.
"Safe, Helpful. Green."
"Taken in."
At the same time, she whistles a short tune, which all street children pass on to each other. A series of childish voices whistle back, completing the melody.
Before any of the Eckharts can ask what she's doing, children start flooding out of the dilapidated houses, from alleyways, from broken-down gardens.
Their hunger-starved faces and fearful caution make the Eckhart brothers realize "oh, this was Penelope's reality before she came to the duchy." However, none of the children go near the men, opting to huddle around Penelope, hands clutching at her skirts. They look at her with hope. One of the children taps a short code on Penelope's wrist.
"Safe for you?"
And though she hesitates, she knows that the children of the street will recognize the body language and the attitudes of the Eckharts towards her. So she signs, "Green for you. Yellow for me. Shopped. Replacement child."
Several tiny faces turn dark with bitter anger.
THE INTERNET IS IN DANGER! FIGHT THE KOSA BILL !
PLEASE REBLOG AND SHARE THIS ANYWHERE YOU CAN !!!!!
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Read this post as well: https://www.tumblr.com/taikeero-lecoredier/702208764745515008/urgent-congress-trying-to-pass-anti-lgbt-bill Calling, sending emails, and faxing senators are important. I would also encourage anyone to make art or memes against the bill to spread the news further.
19/12/2022—————————————————–
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Please, please call the following senators and tell them to oppose KOSA, you have a call script right here https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IyBUe6frFGF44rJQU3TahZ5zyG3tC7jai_hPneAKlnM/edit#bookmark=id.lzykeihiqg70 Maria Cantwell: ( 202) 224-3441 Pelosi : (202) 225-4965 Schumer : (202)2246542
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So, Dove soap and Lizzo are endorsing KOSA, in the name of "social media is bad for teens' self-esteem" (even though that's bullshit) and I am mad.
If you don't know, long story short KOSA is a bill that's ostensibly one of those "Protect the Children" bills, but what it's actually going to do is more or less require you to scan your fucking face every time you want to go on a website; or give away similarly privacy-violating information like your drivers' license or credit card info.
Either that or force them to censor anything that could even remotely be considered not "kid friendly." Not to mention fundies are openly saying they're gonna use this to hurt trans kids. Which is, uh, real fucking bad.
Given that in terms of their actual products they don't have a direct stake in it, it might be possible to get Dove to rescind this (can't find contact info for Lizzo sadly), if you want to contact Dove about this, here's their contact page.
And, as per usual, I urge you to contact your congresscritters, especially given that as of now (Thursday, 4/13/2023) they plan to re-introduce the bill this Monday, and we're going to need a flood of people saying this is awful to kill it.
Why is KOSA not trending? This bill aims to take down fandom related sites INCLUDING TUMBLR!!!?? Like we need to get this to #1 on trending and FAST! Please reblog posts on the tags with more resources and spread the word people, this is actually terrifying!!!
Also it doesn’t even end with KOSA, the Earn It Act and many more censorship bills are trying to slip through our legislature and I haven’t seen many people talk about it!
Remember everyone, this isn’t about “protecting children,” because if it was they’d go after actual R34 sites instead of queer people trying to live their damn lives!
YOU GUYS!!!!
The reason why KOSA was declined LAST TIME was because people called continuously to senators and told them NOT TO ACCEPT THE BILL!!!! KEEP ON CALLING!!! KEEP ON SIGNING PETITIONS AGAINST KOSA!!! THESE INTERNET BILLS ARE NOT AT ALL GOOD!!!!! The government should NOT be keeping you all on parental controls on the INTERNET!!! KEEP ON CALLING!!! THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE WAYS!!!!
Cale: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife ourselves out of this one
Yoojin: What about manslaughter?
Cale: That’s a last resort option
Both of them: ………*slowly turn their heads and stare at Dokja*
Dokja: *sights and grabs chinese dress and garter belt* Fineee mamwhore it is
Rumour: Cale Henituse can be control using money
Noble1: I’ll pay u to join our fraction!
Cale: ……………
Cale: 2 Billion Counds
Noble1: W-w-what………?
Cale: 2.5 Billion Counds
Noble2: W-w-wait! How could u?!
Cale: 3 Billion Counds
Cale: I’ll keep increasing it if u want
Noble1: w-wait…
Noble2: this is not about the small amount!
Cale: 5 Billion Counds
Noble1: f-f-fuc——————
Cale: 10 Billion Counds for cursing in front of my children!
Noble2: w-w-what?! There’s no child here!
Raon: Is he going to say fuc* human?
Cale: ……………
Cale: 15 Billion Counds
Noble1 and Noble2: ……………
Meanwhile…
Pope of the Sun God Church: *shiver
Pope of the Sun God Church: Why do I feel like I’ve gain a new brothers from experience?
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Cale: So that’s what happen Hyung-nim. u don’t need to worry about the rumour, I’ll always support u 😇
Alberu: …………
Alberu: What do you think Instructor-nim, should I choose the fact that I’m powerful and rich af or my dongsaeng love me bcs of me money?
ChoiHan: *holding back from laughing
ChoiHan: I don’t know, do u want a sweet lie or a painful truth……
Alberu: *looking at damage reports* I swear if I ever find out who taught Cale all this scamming and destruction behavior I will not hesitate to use them as target practice for Taerang
Choi Jung Soo and Sui: *cookie munching stops*
Sui: *smiles and looks at his wrist* Oh man would you look at the time I have an appointment to go to
Alberu: You’re not even wearing a watch—
Sui: *flies out of the window*
Choi Jung Soo: Huh! What’s that? Oh oh right away! I need to go looks like Choi Jung Gun is beating God of Death with a broom again
Choi Jung Soo: *creates portal and runs in* Bye!
Alberu:……
Alberu: Is it-
Choi Han who has Choi Jung Soo’s memories: Yes, yes it’s them your highness
Eckhart siblings dynamic
Yvonne: *poking Penelope's cheek* Penny? Hey Penny?
Penelope: What...?! *Literally just woke up in the middle of the night*
Yvonne: I had a nightmare...
Penelope: And how the f*ck is that my problem??
Yvonne: Can I sleep with you? Please?
Penelope: ...
*Agressive knocking on Reynold's door*
Penelope: Reynold open the f*ck up!!
Reynald: Is literally three in the morning, what the f*ck do you wan—
Penelope and Yvonne: *holding hands while both having a pillow under their arms and a blanket in their hands*
Reynald: ....
Penelope: Your sister had a nightmare and if I have to deal with her bullshit you have to deal with her bullshit too *already shoving Yvonne into his bed*
Reynald: Derrick wake up! *violently shaking him*
Derrick:: Reynold Eckhart, what on earth do you wan—?! *Sees Yvonne holding into Reynold's sleeve while also holding Penelope's hand* ...
Reynald: Yvonne had a nightmare and decided do bring Penelope along, so now is your problem too
Derrick: I can't deal with this right now...
Derrick: Father, wake up *lightly shaking the Duke*
Duke: Derrick what—
*All of his grown ass children holding each other hands or sleeves and kind of swinging due to being sleepy*
Duke: I have... I have so many questions...