marinadarin

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Mandarins are back!!! The perfect fruit: beautiful vibrant color and shape with peel and peeled, smells incredible when peeling it and tastes as good as looks and when you are done eating you are left with nice smelling peels. The best thing since everything.

born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity

Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.

Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey this is an awkward question but what’s your gooblebygark?’

And we’re like what.

‘You know, the… the thing. Your goobledygark. The thing that dictates whether you’re gnarfgnoovles or brubledoopes’

What. What. What the fuck, those words don’t even mean anything??? What are you talking about?

‘Look, your ridiculous human languages don’t seem to have the words for these! But they’re totally a thing, they’re like, fundamental aspects of social life for our species, just… just let us lick you so we can know what verb tense to use when we speak to you.’

What does one thing have to do with the other??? That makes no–

‘UGH, nevermind, you’re totally brubledoopes, I can just tell, I don’t even need to taste your bacterial skin colonies.’

And then another alien overhears and is like ‘holy shit, you can’t stereotype like that, that’s SO NOT COOL’

‘yeaH BUT THEY WON’T LET ME LICK THEM’

Just how it is I guess.

so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want?

your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides

Sorry, the Skeleton War is cancelled this year, they're having a Skeleton Truce

Daily schedule:

Wake up on the problematic side of the bed

Eat a harmful breakfast

Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals

Attend narcissistic classes

Watch an irredeemable movie

Listen to offensive music

Eat a cancelled dinner

Go to sleep derogatorily

Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up

mariko wont stop sending me pictures of sheep i cannot do this anymore

Marriage 2, by Jan Saudek

'Cats of the Louvre' by Matsumoto Taiyo

“Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.”

— John Mayer

i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

no spoiler pls. 🎞

average gerard moment

(and they really do)

When everyone's inside,after dawn,the fairies meet at the center of the village, to visit the children's dreams and play

The Academy of Athens by classicist_org.

i hate realism hes too hard to draw

9/23/2004: MCR plays at the Green Door in Oklahoma City, OK🩸 #Revenge20

📸 via livingformusic on Reddit