True Blood / Season 2 Episode 5

Oh, gods, yes! Tron Ares!

Hell yes!

Now, keep in mind that this is a tiny thong for him. Just barely covered The Package & The Taint. Makes me so faint - I just caint - I have no restraint! I am not quaint, and I have tried to retrain my brain, but NO! I am not a saint, I don't want to abstain, and I ain't able to resist - I MUST SNIFF THE THONG - it can't be wrong - oh, why be strong - it's so long! Just to cover the prong - like a song?

Realizing at this point that I have gone over the edge, I reach for the scrap of fabric and give in to the abyss that looks back into my soul...

Alex and his panties he wore for the "naked" sword fight on a volcano in the Northman

You now people secretly sniffed his pleather thong

Alex at the Stockholm premiere of the Northman

I want to believe!

UFO Photograph ~ Switzerland (1975) by Billy Meier ~ The flying saucer that would later hang in Fox Mulder’s office

Alex? Pillion style. Umm, yeah…

To quote the immortal words of “cool rider”:

“I'm looking for a dream on a mean machine

With hell in his eyes

I want a devil in skin tight leather

He's gonna be wild as the wind

And one fine night I'll be holdin' on tight, to a cool rider, a cool rider…

Just give me a black motorcycle

With a man growin' out of the seat, then move aside

Cause I'm gonna ride, with a cool rider, a cool rider…

@differentcatcat @maxwell-demon @askarsjustsoswedish

Let there be light!

by Caitlin

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Is Apple TV+'s Murderbot Alexander Skarsgård’s next big thing?

The first trailer for Apple TV+'s Murderbot, adapted from Martha Wells’ book series, The Murderbot Diaries looks great and could be another

Alex’s next big thing!

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@differentcatcat @askarsjustsoswedish @skarsgardsnark

Oomg! Squeeeeeeee!! Want, want, want! Is there a pattern?

@maxwell-demon @differentcatcat

@maxwell-demon @askarsjustsoswedish

@maxwell-demon @homosekularnost

Someone make me one!

I am so gosh darn excited to pick up the crochet Murderbot doll at work today!! My super talent co-worker made it, and it looks so SO good!

Going to cuddle the absolute stuffing out of it while watching the show! :D

Ok, so the Easter Bunny brought baskets for the dogs. Jasper got a fun chocolate bunny, and Holly got Dirty Sanchez. Seems legit…. IYKYK Holly! Even Alex agrees!

Glad Påsk!

Honey, we all want to be Lilith. But seriously, there has to be some Lilith in each of us.

Hi, I'm Lilith.

Alex as Eric Fucking Northman. I was to play Lilith, but they cut my big scene. I'm still in therapy over it. I was so good to go.