Alancummingreally I Wore This Suit To The Met Gala Centuries Ago In Protest At Being Told To Shut Up

I resemble this remark! @differentcatcat @maxwell-demon @homosekularnost

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

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I sent this to my demon seed. She is the executrix (read: execute tricks) of my will.

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OMG! Here is Jojo, who was the one who stole my Chobani! (and socks, headsets, and money from visitors, and whole packages of pitas...

I don't think Murderbot would want us looking at it like this. At least it's not leaking. (He hates that.)

Ok, I remember the view at Jaquay Quarry in the late 60’s looking exactly like this! (In Columbia Station, OH). Probably somewhat older brothers of these boys, but yes. Oh yes. The one I jumped off the rocks with was a sweet tall blonde - 6’3”. Even back then I had a type @differentcatcat

Bruce Weber, Untitled, 1988

I'll help search that man anytime! Bring him to me!

The Hunt for Alex's third nipple

You can spot it in pics 2 (war on everyone), 3 (Eric), 6 (Eric) and 7 (infinity pool and the clearest one of Alex's perfect imperfection).

It's the spot under his right nipple. It's the little things. Like the other day I found a still from the Calvin Klein ad that showed Alex's freckles on his shoulders - endearing.

I know I'm not right, but I'm harmless.

@mariuch @maxwell-demon @m-f1 @askarsjustsoswedish

Now, keep in mind that this is a tiny thong for him. Just barely covered The Package & The Taint. Makes me so faint - I just caint - I have no restraint! I am not quaint, and I have tried to retrain my brain, but NO! I am not a saint, I don't want to abstain, and I ain't able to resist - I MUST SNIFF THE THONG - it can't be wrong - oh, why be strong - it's so long! Just to cover the prong - like a song?

Realizing at this point that I have gone over the edge, I reach for the scrap of fabric and give in to the abyss that looks back into my soul...

Alex and his panties he wore for the "naked" sword fight on a volcano in the Northman

You now people secretly sniffed his pleather thong

Alex at the Stockholm premiere of the Northman

Virgins treated gently, spinsters satisfied, widows a specialty! @official-penis-posts @differentcatcat

I can accept this…

My unpopular Murderbot casting opinion is that every SecUnit that appears in the show should be played by a different Skarsgård